How To Become an
(and have a card to prove it)
Membership in Heartless Bitches International is not for the mentally or physically lazy.
Membership is FREE but you have to EARN it by proving that you actually GET what this site is about.
Not everyone who applies get's accepted. We look at it this way: If you can't make it past the BitchBouncer, you'll NEVER survive on the BitchBoard Forums.
And remember: we have NO tolerance for people with an overinflated sense of entitlement. You are NOT too good, too superior or too bitchy to be above having to fill out a decent application.
So how do you get in? Just tell us what makes you so Heartless... is it your intolerance for the idiots and
weakminded of the world? Is it the fact that you are assertive or aggressive
in going after what you want? Is it because you refuse to be a "nice" girl?
Is it the way you run your life according to your own dictates? Tell us about it!
Those who get accepted as members will have their name (first name only) and comments posted to our "Real Life Members" section.
In addition, members can send in for their own membership card, get discounts
on HBI products, and join our exclusive discussion forum, "The BitchBoard".
BUT.... don't bother applying if you are a "princess", whiner, or man-hater.
Yeah, men piss us off at times, and so do a lot of women. It's our assertiveness,
independence, intolerance for whining, and take-no-shit attitude that makes us
Heartless, not our generic hatred for the entire male gender. Wail on the
losers of either gender - for sure, but spare me the hyperbole.
SAY something interesting in your application, but for heaven's sake, don't write me your life story! Apps that go on and on and ON incessantly are guaranteed to be tossed.
If you think this process is stupid and you don't think you should have to complete it, GOOD. DON'T. And don't waste your time telling me how stupid you think it is through this form. You'll just be one more reject in the loser bin.
Get it? Good.
If you REALLY don't get it, and still submit this application, TAKE NOTE: Your application
*may* wind up getting riffed in the Weak of the Week.
Still don't get it? Check out THESE Exemplary members' comments
for a clue, and be sure to read the Heartless Hints To The Hopeful for
some suggestions on how to avoid having your app tossed in the loser bin, or worse, The Weak of the Weak.
Oh, and one last thing, USE A SPELL CHECKER. Don't get lazy -- don't substitute single letters or numbers for proper English words (i.e. "U" for "you"). You are not on a damned cell phone or chat session. Write coherently in FULL SENTENCES, with proper capitalization and SOME semblance of punctuation, or don't fucking bother.
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