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Jenna: New Acolyte to the temple of Heartlessness

I used to be a bitch with a heart. I used to say "excuse me" before I insulted a himbo's dress sense, or his choice of tie color. I even said "sorry" after deliberately setting his tie aflame while I lit my cigarette on his...

I know this is an insult to the world's oldest honorable profession.

I guess I need to wisen up, Quick!!!

So I practiced my new heartless bitchery on the first arrogant, totally disgustingly, thinks-he's-God's-free-gift-to-women guy I met at a party. After a few seconds of introduction, he told me he would like some punch. Can you believe that he expected me to get it for him?!!! As if he is so wonderful that any woman would be willing to wait on him hand and foot! So, I dragged him to a corner and gave him one hard punch in the _______ (fill according to preferreces). While enjoying his grimace of pain I said, "Oops.. I didn't know you meant the tutti-frutti."

Maybe that wasn't really Bitch-classy. But I'm improving. I didn't even say "sorry" or "excuse me" once.




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