Nicole Can Fight Her Own Battles
I'm only 20 years old but I think I've reached
Heartless Bitch status.
I hate it when people come whining to me about their
problems acting like everything bad that happens to them is just part of the
huge conspiracy the world has got going against them. Like, NO one else on
the planet ever has to deal with shit!? I just tell these people to grow up
and get over it. It happens, move on.
One time, I met this guy online who was old enough to be
my father and we just talked about a show we both liked. Next thing I know
he says he loves me. Yeah. Sure. I told him, "All I want from you is friendship,
buddy."
After much stalking (for lack of a better word) he informs me that I'm
heartless and brainless for not returning his love and devotion (shiah!).
Fuck that shit! So I'm all pissed and another guy starts asking, "What's wrong?".
I tell him some guy is pissing me off, and he says, "Who?" -- Like he's gonna take care
of it or something... As if! I can fight my own battles thank you very much!
Anyway, long story even longer, when that first guy talks to me and says "I
miss you, blah blah blah", I just say "That's nice". When the second guy
chews me out for not responding to him in the way HE thought I should,
I just say "Deal with it".
I figure all these people will get over it and if not, well that's their
problem. I've got better things to think about.
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