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Cheryl's -had- it with Ex roomies from Hell
So far in my college life I have lived with:
- a suicidal maniac whose room reeked of we-didn't-know-what, from 8
feet away
- a mary kay saleswoman
- a honest-to-god Prostitute (it took me two years before someone confirmed
where the hell she had gotten all that cash from...and why she dropped
out)
- an anorexic wench who got so jealous when I lost weight that she
stopped eating for about a month...and started throwing anything I left
in the living room away...and stealing my chocolate so she would have
enough sugar to survive the day
(Now anything else I can deal with, but KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHOCOLATE!!!)
So after 4 years at Yale and the lovely concept of suites and living
with 15 different people...I'm sick of it.
-If you can't deal with my toothbrush sitting on the bathroom counter,
-If you can't deal with me typing at 3 am,
-If you can't deal with my friend's talking about sex,
-If you can't deal with the smell of Kraft macaroni and cheese,
Then Get your ass outta here!
I'm not gonna be a push-over anymore. NO, I
WON'T buy your makeup. NO, I WON'T make my friends leave because they are
not cool enough for your's. NO, I WON'T cover my favorite chair with
your ugly purple paisley throw. YES, I DO want my phone messages. I am
a person, too, not just a piece of furniture, not just your
entertainment as you eavesdrop on my phone calls. Respect me and I
might even bother to talk to you. And I'll stop writing newspaper
columns about the sounds you make when your boyfriend comes over,
too...
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