Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Susan - "I can't get over that a man can spot a size dd
cup boobs 3 blocks away but can't piss in a 8 inch round
hole!! Tells me where most of their brains are!"
Patrice - Deemed Heartless for "my intolerance of whiny losers (men) who cannot handle a strong assertive female who happens to be brighter than they are."
Betty Lou - "Don't repeat it, don't whine it the first time."
Penny - "They say I drive men crazy; I say for them it's a short trip."
Margaret - "Fuck you, the horse you rode in on, and the girl you want to ride out on. Just say NO to being second choice."
Kim W. - "Of course I don't look as busy....I did it right the first time!"
Shauna - "I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
-- Sally Kempton, journalist
Jennifer H. - "Fuck off and go sulk in the corner!"
Roxanne - "Be all that you can be: be a Bitch."
Amber - "I heard you the first time, I was just ignoring you."
Debbie - "I have no tolerance for people who do their best to conform to the
ridiculous standards set by society. They are pathetic and annoying."
Tyra - To any man or woman seeking my attention: "If you don't come with batteries, I am not interested!"
Christine - "You may have a dick but at least I have balls. (A Bitch with balls!)"
Shirley - "Keep all the assholes in their place!!!
Jody - "I don't know, I don't care and there's nothing you can do about it."
Lauren L. - "If shit happens that explains YOU dickhead."
Ann - "Ok, you socially-retarded, inarticulate, seeking-sex-on-the-net kindergarten boys:
Paste hair to your hard drive and fuck it cuz that's as close to a real woman as you're going
to get."
Lisa - "My eyes are up here, asshole."
Camille - "If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the Dictionary between shit and syphillis."
Becky E. - not comprimising what she wants just to be with "Mr. Right"
Dezel - "If I wanted you I could have you. But I don't want you."
Kerry D. - "We are strong, smart women who like to fuck but hate whiners and won't be treated like dirt!"
Karen S. - "I can't stand whiney, little namby-pamby men or women. Chronic fatigue Syndrome and any other Oprah-influenced "disease" of the month makes me puke. And, I like to fix my own stuff."
Carole D. "Being a 'lady' is a full-time and BORING occupation. Being a Heartless Bitch is so much more rewarding!"
Barbara - "I told my ex-husband that all he needed was a maid that fucks, preferably one who doesn't speak english - Not a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it!"
Lisa B. - "So what if your pregnant?... Ask me if I really care."
Paula - "The human resources manager at my job used to chase me with a
shark puppet when she felt I was being too aggressive,
and one day I am going to shove that puppet up her
pompous ass."
Carol - "I have had enough of other people trying to make me responsible for THEIR problems. I take full responsiblity for my own, but not anyone else's."
Andrea I. - "Two words: bite me."
Megan G. - "There's no dick harder than life."
Amanda - "It just all gets to be so tiring....and I'm tired of my friends seeking affirmation that
they're not fat, ugly, blah blah blah..."
Sarah A. - "I don't waste time giving one-liners to pathetic losers."
Debbie C. - "If you're going to be a Bitch, be the best Bitch you can possibly be!!"
Kirk - "Men: Can't live with 'em, can't throw 'em
in the air and shoot them like skeet."
Heather - "Call me a 'Bitch' and I'll smile . Call me a 'Heartless' and I'll laugh . Call me a 'girl' and I'll feed you your liver."
Lynnaea - "Never do ANYTHING half-assed. If you fuck up, fuck up big time,
and if you succeed, blow the roof off it."
Amanda - "I have no mercy for self-serving, self-pleasing, self-centered, masturbating morons. Or the girls who date them."
Stevie - "If a stiff dick has no conscience.... then a gaping gash will show no mercy!"
Gwen - "Get over it, or get out!!"
Debbie S. - "Cream may rise to the top, but so does pond scum."
Vonnie - "Geeze. People are idiots."
Elizabeth - "I refuse to relegate any degree of control to idiots and in
and incompetents (which seem to surround me). Just
hand me that wrench...I'll show you how to do it,
dummy!!"
June - "I'm tired of whining people. Period!!!"
Lora - "I'm not shy about my opinion, and I refuse to waste my time on people who cannot take care of themselves."
Laurel - "I don't have PMS, I just really hate you."
Kim H. - "Chicks are baby birds, not women!"
Pia - "Funny, how a single y-chromosome can swap the location of
genitals and brains. This is why dickheads think with their bollocks."
Cynthia - "I refuse to be manipulated, coerced, or walked on like a rug."
Holly - " I have an idea: why don't you pretend like I'm a real person and talk to me, not the gender."
Connie -"I may purrrrr like a cat but I SCRATCH and ROAR like a Panther... and I'll eat you
for breakfast, lunch or dinner... so F*ck off!"
Kelly S. - Known for her lack of tact, her bluntness, for saying what she feels and crushing the feelings of absolute morons.
"I'd rather eat dead cats than let you kiss me."
Kari V. - "I choose whom I want to spend my time with, how much time I want to spend with them and what we're to do during this time...."
Nimira - "I get what I want. I do not put up with bullshit or
garbage. I say what I think, and do what I feel like doing.
I am my own person. I am a 100% Canadian/Bitch - and proud of it!!!"
Nadia - "Give a man a free hand and he'll put it all over you."
Kari H. - "I don't need any excuses to be blond or a Bitch - both come naturally."
Narelle - "You can't keep a good Bitch down, they live forever."
BlueMoon - "I am a High Performance Bitch, I can go from 0 to BITCH in 1.2 seconds... so beware: The Bitch Switch Sticks!"
Darla - "And that would have to go under the "I don't care" category."
Breanne - "I'm sick of whiny little assholes who can't tell the difference between a "chick" with PMS and a Bitch. I AM A BITCH!"
Rebecca K. - "Wussy people make me ill! Man or woman!"
Jackee - "Don't go to work fucking up my life just because you ain't happy with the job you did on your own."
Tammy - "OH Shut the fuck up and deal."
Rebecca - "If I believe I am right, your opinion doesn't matter, especially if you whine about it.
Face it: your being an idiot is your fault- NOT MINE."
Patricia - "Only boring people allow themselves to become bored!"
BikerBelle - "Listen sweetie, you can't do anything for me that I can't do fer myself with a water-pic shower massage, so get a life (somewhere else)!"
Jennifer M. - "I think all those sensitive feminist men can shove their ponytails up their asses."
Larisa - "Can you deal???"
Laura W. - "You must be a LOT better in bed than you look."
Gillian - "I'm not into stroking, and that includes egos."
Dania - "Lead, follow, or get the HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!"
Alexia - "Real life sucks losers dry...if you want to fuck with the eagles, you'd better learn how to fly."
Meghan - "And is this the point where I care?"
Carole - "Ironically, it was a man who pointed me
to this place."
Lisa G. - " I have no sympathy for people who can't be bothered to learn the basics
needed for a LIFE."
Roberta - "I have a bumper sticker on my car that says 'Mean,nasty,power hungry bitch' And according to my friends it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lady Bandit - "If you think you want to play a game with me, then I have only one thing to say "Welcome to Your Nightmare!"
Cheryl R. - "Get a life, mine's just for me."
Judi Z. - "My needs come first--no sympathy, no understanding, no forgiveness for men who don't accept that gladly!"
Amanda L. - "I can't stand people who define their existence based on what other
people think of them. I won't stand back and watch anything.
I won't let someone use me. And most of all, I detest clingy
people."
Tattered - "I have no sympathy for people who don't have
respect for themselves -- it shows in their
lack of respect for others."
Emma - "No asshole with a complex is going to make ME a victim."
Jann E. - "There's always free cheese in a mouse trap!"
Brian - "Whiners should get in line to be smacked with the clue stick."
Vanessa - "If your boyfriend gives you another of those love poems, don't bother wasting
your food vomiting, just laugh at him...and then dump him..."
Licorice - "I refuse to let them tell me how far I can climb up the ladder of success."
Julie W. - Co-Independant.
Debbie - Heartlessly Intolerant of idiots and the weakminded of the world. - "Get on with it... or get off!"
Elizabeth - "It is my duty to hate every bimbo, to fight every man, because I am
natural born bitch, and so help me GOD..."
Debi - "The difference between a cock and a dick is that a cock is a
wondrous thing and a dick is just the one who carries it around!"
Dyan - "I can't stand the whinning of so called Victims of Abuse, assholes who stay should be abused!"
Daina - "I am OVER having to act submissive so some fuckwit can get a hard-on."
Unni - "Being a Bitch gives me more satisfaction than you do, honey."
Irene - "I hate men who get off and leave us still wanting!"
Aisling - " I got smart when my second husband celebrated my 30th
birthday with his 17-year-old girlfriend."
Kirsten - "I refuse to listen to society dictates or read the fashion pages or listen to
what it means to be feminine. Get a life, be fat, have hairy armpits and stick to your guns girls!"
Elizabeth F. - "Ignorant people are like weeds. No matter how hard you try to get rid of them, there are always more."
Tonie - "They call it Bitchy, I call it Aggressive."
Cynthia W. - "I use men as much as I use money."
Alicia - "As a 16 year old I tolerate no crap. Bluntess is a virtue girls."
Teri B. - "Any man who drags his feet, needs to stand aside and let a BITCH take over! We're going to anyhow!"
Susan S. - "I recently stopped priding myself on my infinite tolerance, and realized I like lines a whole lot more when *I* draw them."
Alana - "Let's face it, some bitches out there are really not livin'
by the HB theory. How very sad of them."
Caroline - "The reason I don't look interested is because I'm NOT!!!"
Susanne - "Yes, you may tell me what you think of me, if I'm allowed to kick your ass afterwards...."
Allison - "Walk Tall, Speak UP, and carry The Card!"
Theresa -"I hate whiny, pathetic girls and guys who think love is the answer to everything and that life is a bowl of pink fluffy goodness..."
Aiyana - "Excuse me, do I look desperate to you? No? Well then why did you bother asking such a stupid question?"
Elyse - "Hell's fire hath no fury as a woman scorned."
Irene B. - "Go blow yourself, asshole!"
Corky - "You are the reason why animals eat their young in the wild!"
Melita -"Show me a wet, whining, feeble minded woman (aka "proper girl")
and I'll show you the wet, slimy fish she deserves to be slapped
round the head with."
Meg W. -"Yep, pain *is* close to pleasure, honey....and that's Ms. Tree-Hugging
Femi-Nazi Bitch to you!"
Nicole - "I do not give a damn about people's opinions of
me. Why? Because opinions are like assholes, everyone
has one. -- Selflove is the only love."
Frosty - "What makes me a Heartless Bitch?.. Gee, let me count the ways..."
Ms. Esianna Maria - "Suck my dick and I will even bother to strap it on for you".
Logan - "I fake orgasms too."
Maxine -"Cunt, am I? Au contraire, monsieur : I am a BITCH, fuck you very much. I need *not* apologize for your clitoral envy. Life is too short for cliches."
Betsy L. - "Why aren't *all* women Heartless Bitches? Don't they have any
self respect?"
Aimee - "I'm too aggressive and opinionated?? Maybe you should go cruise the pre-schools for a girl who is more your speed."
Sarah W. - "The reason I am a Heartless Bitch is that I believe remaining true
to myself and my own beliefs/feelings is imperative (despite all
the shit that our anti-woman culture aims right at my head)."
Kathleen M. - "My nickname in college was "Ice Queen" I currently collect pigs to name after men I have known."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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