Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Saucy, Swedish and Bitchy!
Dawn - "I'm 110 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal, I eat nails and I shit rust. A man'd rather slap a grizzly bear or sleep with a pack of wolves than fuck with me. "
Angela - "I could be nice, but I'd rather just be myself. "
Chamara - "Get over and get on with your bad self!! "
Noemi - "Yes honey, I'm sure I've not had an orgasm. Try again. A rubber, a rubber, my kingdom for a rubber! "
Betsy - "Just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway. My personal favorite is...To live is the rarest thing in the world... Most people exsist...that is all. "
Mary - "I already have one asshole in my pants, I don't need two. "
Catherine - "Get over it! "
Krystalle - "If you don't wade back to the shallow end of the gene pool and leave me alone I'm going to cannabalize you in front of your idiot friends just to demonstrate to the others where I place you and your type on the food chain."
Noemí - "Go home and have a very very cold shower, mon cher. "
Susanne - "For love or money, nobody gets it for free!!! "
Calliope - "I do not believe sex is evil, and I do not believe that women exist primarily as a support staff. If this makes me a bitch, sign me up! "
Kat - "If you can't beat them, you join them, and NO ONE can beat a Heartless Bitch. "
Tari - "It's that penis envy thing, isn't it? You're pissed because I have a bigger dick than you. "
Fionna - "That's it?!?!? "
Buffy - "Was there a point to any of what you just said? "
Michelle - "Life's a tuff hoe to row. "
Beth - "I consider a bitch to be a woman who will put a mirror on the back of her pants, so you can see what a fool you look like when she tells you to kiss her ass. "
Minh-Huyen - "I refuse to be a stereotypical, quiet, demure, "I cover my mouth when I laugh", subserviant, asian female. I WILL not kiss any man's feet just because he is a man. "
carol - "I have not shaved my legs since my second year of high school. "
Della - "I meant EXACTLY what I said! "
The Ice Princess - "Prove to me you have evolved, and I'll consider speaking to you. "
Diane - "GROW UP! I won't feed or wash any lazy and stinky kid. "
Debbra - "If you think I'm a bitch now, wait till I get real pissed off. "
Amanda - "I'm not a mut, I'm a pure-bread BITCH! "
Erica - "EAT ME! I have no fear. I'm not afraid to stand up for who I am. I will not change for anyone. "
Laura - "I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it." -Mae West
Teresa - "I'm sick of listening to all the whiny assholes of the world. Why can't they all just get together, have a whinefest and get it over with? "
Kelly - "MEN: BODIES BY FISHER---BRAINS BY MATTEL "
jessa - "'What women have to realize is that no one gives you power. You have to take it.' -- roseanne "
Toni - "Smile the world smiles with you....whine and you whine alone. "
JoAnne - "Are we really being Heartless because we refuse to back down when we know we are right?! "
Alanna - "I have a vigilante attitude towards ignorance... If some one is stupid they get a slap. "
Liz - "Why is it that an invitation to men to get between my legs always ends up with them being under my feet? "
Riona - "I'm no longer touched by the simple faith of those men who believe in the laundry fairy and the bathroom-cleaning goblin. "
Stephanie - "I am a non discrimanting hater of people who don't stand up for themselves and those who don't have their own personalities. "
Jennifer - "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. "
patricia - "I think all men are dogs. They all start barking sooner or later. bad dog. "
Stacey - "I've decided to give up sex for fine dining. With fine dining you can go wherever you please, you don't have to shave your legs, you order exactly what you want, and if it's no
t done the way you like it you can send it back. "
Stephanie - "Don't tell me about your life, did I ask? "
Julie - "Every man's an asshole, until they prove themselves otherwise! "
Diane - "When people treat me like barbie, I screw Ken, take their dream house, and drive away in the magic wagon. "
Susannah - "The day I became a Heartless Bitch was the day I realized you really CAN'T kill a man with spike heels... "
Stacey - "I'm tired of dealing with men who treat a woman like she's a ride in an amusement park. I *live* in here, asshole. "
Jean - "I have no use for whiney neurotics who 'yes but...' everything. "
Marty - "I refuse to tolerate anyone in my life who thinks that an attractive woman is a submissive, non-opinionated Barbie "
L.A. - "I'm The Bitch Of All Bitches, Screw Me Over Once, I Screw You Back-Double! "
Beudille - "I'm glad you keep track of my lovers sugar, I got tired of doing it a long time ago. Don't you bother hoping to be one of them though. "
Lilly - "Act your age, not your dick size. "
Lori - "I hate pathetic, clingy, no job, whining, all-about-me men! I get more pleasure from a tampon asshole!!!!! "
Candy - "I think it has best been said by my husband who adores me and I adore him...His description of me is as follows...She is the nicest, kindest, most caring woman in the world,she also happens to be the most vicious vindictive Bitch I have ever kno
wn. She takes no Bullshit. "
Jeanine - "You can shit on me once, but you're DAMN sure not gonna use my hair to wipe with! "
DVC - "I'm not your porn queen! "
Susan - "I am such a Heartless Bitch that when I am referred to as a Heartless Bitch , I simply smile demurely and murmur," thank you. " "
Brenda - "I am tired of jerks that think they know how I should feel, act and think. I am tired of females that act less than they are, to get these jerks. "
Katie - "I'm a junior-high school teacher. I don't let them whine, gripe, complain or otherwise give me any attitude WHATSOEVER! That's Ms. Bitch to you, and you can tell your momma I said so! "
elizabeth - "Love me or Bite me... "
Tiffani - "You're acting like a fuckin' baby...wah! I suppose next I'll have to wipe your ass and change your dyddie!!!!! "
Stephanie - "Usually a man's morality dipstick is two drips short of being bone dry!! "
Laura - "That's MS. BITCH to you, jerk!!! "
Jenna - "I wouldn't fuck you even if you DID have a dick. asshole. "
Katy - "I do not tolerate mediocrity and tunnel vision. "
Eleanor - "I have 3 brothers, and I've had to put up with their shit for 16 years. They get used by girls and then whine to me, and I tell them, "Should've listened to me, asshole!" "
Candace - "It's not you, it's me-- I don't like you. "
Stephanie - "I may be straight but not narrow. "
Georgina - "I have no sympathy for those half-wits who can't understand the simplest of concepts, (even less if they still think that they are king shit). "
Sandie - "PISS OFF! BITE ME!! Sit on this and rotate... "
Toblevia - "My middle finger expresses more emotion than my last boyfriend's whole body. "
Cath - "A bird in the hand is worth way better bush. "
Sarah - "If mean people suck, then nice people swallow. "
Danielle - "Stupid women deserve what they get! "
Rebecca - "Survival of the strongest, be damned to the rest!"
Andrea - "It's Ms. Bitch to you. "
Pennie - "Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed! "
Jennifer - "The world does not revolve around you and I don't want to feel your pain. "
Marjo - "I'm too clever to submit; too opinionated to shut up "
Lynn - "Good-looking guys are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit. "
Terri - "Of course men were created first. Every great masterpiece starts out as a roughdraft. "
Beth - "Shit has happened to me too, so shut the fuck up, princess! "
Theresa - "THINK GREEN! Recycle, reduce, re-use - rid the planet of all whiners!!!! "
Shanna - "Save it, asshole, for the 900-number bitches that you pay to actually listen to your shit! "
Shirley - "Lord grant me the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off. "
Tina - "I need space and I am going to take up space! Hear me! "
Sandy - "I'm sick of people who have egos larger than their brains and constantly flaunt it for me. -- I'll try to be a little nicer if you try to be a little smarter... "
April - "Spare me your little-boy power trips; I'm not going to star in your psychodrama. "
Nikki - "Come back and talk to me when you're happy "
arlyn - "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a Bitch "
Lisa - "I can see/smell/feel a "joe-pudley" a mile away. "
Nicci - "I am a woman, and I do it all my way. "
Carol - "When asked in a chatroom if I am "on the rag", I say NO this is my usual sparkling personality, love it, or in your case, LEAVE IT.. "
Lulu - "Honey...you better get down on yer knees and pray the LORD for mercy....cause I aint thru with ya yet! "
Monique - "Yeah, I love it when you get a hard on when we're talking business... "
Krista - "My life is like a dick: when it gets hard, I FUCK it. "
Tari - "Double standards abound for women, and until that's not true, we have two options: be what men want, or be Heartless Bitches! "
Susan - "It's time I was treated with some respect for the executive that I am."
Lisa C. - "Everyone has been abused in some way or another. The key is to move on. If you have had to endure
a Kathie Lee Gifford Christmas special, consider yourself a survivor."
Kat - "There is no need for me to be witty, I'm a Heartless Bitch!"
Beth - Heartless, "...because I'm tired of victimology from
men and women. And because I don't
like the 'white boy mentality' that
stands in my way nearly every day. Stop whining and suck up and deal."
Meg - "I'm fucking sick of people assuming I'm just somebody's dumber half (because I'm married), or that I'm merely a nurturing force for the next generation (because I'm a mom)."
Libby - "I love to torture my computer science students, male of course.
They are clueless. Then I love showing my "friendly" personality to
to all my colleagues."
Kim B. - "If I had been Lorena Bobbit, John Bobbit would have had NOTHING left to reattach."
Angela - "I have opinions, and anyone within 3 blocks of me knows them.
I have no fear of men nor any intentions of putting up with their shit.
(Or anyone else's for that matter). The best thing God ever did was create
the penis, the worst was to put it in charge of a man!"
Ellen - "My hero is Sandra Day O'Connor, and I want to crush the idiots who think that a woman can't be strong, powerful, and rational."
Lorri - "I'm the QUEEN of My Domain! If they can't handle reality, alter their perceptions!"
Nina - "I'm done - now get out!"
Molly - "I'm tired of being your big sister. Deal with it yourself!"
Kathryn - "HBI - for women for are assertive, aggressive, and intelligent enough
to be themselves and do what it takes to attain their person goals."
Julianna - "What part about 'NO' don't you understand?"
Robin C. - "Who really wants to listen to a 'princess' cry
about problems that she brings on herself by being a witless, weak-willed sack of silicone?"
Pebbles - " 'Bitchiness' means taking no shit. [Too bad so many] women get all worked up about nothing
and then they move in with it..."
Philena - "Well you can light a twinkle light once every five years with that brain power."
Danielle - "My interest in you ceased the moment the word 'sweetheart' came out of your mouth."
Selena - "Being a Bitch is the only good way to make sure idiots hate you."
T. Avey - "I lost everything I had worked for all my life, but I didn't sell my soul."
Mistress Julie - "Great you're finally here, crawl on over, and start licking the soles....worm.."
Sara R. - "Life is like a box of chocolates... too much of it makes
you want to THROW UP!"
Linda - "I'm sorry honey, I just don't have the energy to fake it tonight."
Catherine P. - "I'm sick and tired of men treating me like a marshmallow, thinking that they have my express written permission to squish me up whenever they like and expect me to melt in
their mouths. I just refuse."
Gloria - "I am never afraid to speak my mind no matter how uncomfortable
people around me feel. I am not ashamed to let men know how much
I enjoy and want sex, which seems to scare some quite a bit."
Scheri - "Yeah, I AM a Bitch...NOW GET OVER IT"
Amy S. - "My attitude isn't going to kill me but if you piss me off it WILL kill you!"
Poulette - "I want a stampt that I can slam on people's forheads that reads "NFR
- Not For Reproduction" because I still can't believe I am swimming
in the same gene pool as some of the wackos and idiots I've met."
Andrew - "Romance novel? Don't provoke me!"
Laurie - "All womankind are not every man's wife, dammit!"
Lisa - "I have to be a Heartless Bitch to deal deal with the fucking morons of this world...be they man or woman..."
Fiona - "Women have balls... they're just higher up, that's all" --Joan Jett
Angela - "There are NO victims only volunteers."
Nikki W. - "I was once told BITCH means: 'Being Totally In Control of
Herself'. How else would a woman want to be?"
Zebedee - "Standard good-looking blokes are SHIT."
Lady Laura Lamar - "I am well aware of exactly how rad I am...and if you can't deal with it, then get out of my way."
Dragon Queen - "In a 'mans' world if you can't win...change the rules....if you can't change the rules...then ignore them...if you can't ignore the rules....THEN CHEAT!!!"
Casey - "I don't practice what I preach, because I'm not
the kind of person I would preach to!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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