Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Heartless Hall of Fame:Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Heather - "A little piece of advice for all those doormats out there who claim to be abused - NEVER LET A MAN USE YOUR BODY TO MASTURBATE! duh!"
Deborah - "I have no interest in being anything other than myself. I will NOT be your shoulder to cry on, I will NOT be your "honey" and I most definitely will NOT be tiptoe around you
& your poor, pitiful self. I will kick you out of my life if you don't respect me & I will not tolerate you at all if you do not respect yourself, got it?! Good."
Valleri - "Ok I'll grant you that it can be done with four inches but, you can't surf *properly* without a good board."
Heather - "I get told all the time how I have "Fuck me eyes", thus I get the handle "Lying eyes", because I know judging by the person I'm talking to they must be lying."
WildWoman - "My goal is NOT to rid the world (or internet) of Stupids...after all, if they were gone, what the hell would the rest of us use for target practice?"
Heather - "You should love me because I'm a Bitch. I'm just like my cat, I usually don't want to bother with any stupid crap, but once in a while I like to come out and purr."
Nansy - "Yes, I'm THAT kind of a woman, so piss off!!!"
Lene - "I have got TBS -The Bitch Syndrom. That's why I'm so cool!"
Kara - "There are people I respect, I just haven't met them yet."
Tankgrrl - "Mother there's a shithead at the door!"
fabulana - "Three one-liners for the cosmopolitan Heartless Bitch--for use in the classroom, barroom, or bedroom (mix'n'match):
1. The problem of sexism in western civilization can
be summed up by the thought that if Faust were a woman, he'd be a Heartless Bitch.
2. The strangest fact about patriarchy is how it can survive given that it's owned and operated by idiots.
3. Babe this...
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Dee - "If I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze your head!"
Jennifer - "I have an attitude and I know how to use it asshole!"
Kathy - "I really don't care what people think, THEY are the ones that have the problem with ME."
Eboni - "I live my life for me and me alone."
Tracy - "I tell it like it is, and if you don't like it, fuck off....people hate me because I'm a truth teller, not a people pleaser."
Susan - "I'm getting really pissed-off at being told to act like a woman/girl/housewife/slave/bimbo, etc. whenever I express an opinion or demonstrate my strength and independence!"
Iris - "I hate people who let others stand on them - I stand up for myself."
Sandra - "When I _want_ your opinion, I'll squeeze it out of you." *cold icy stare*
Linda - "Nothing you can print."
Kristen - "Don't Tell me What to SAY, Don't Tell me What to Do,.....You Don't OWN ME!!"
Sabia - "I don't want to bond with you and I don't want to be your friend."
RoadQueen - "I use my femininity as a weapon against men who try to put me down with their masculinity."
Kasi - "Be reasonable...do it my way."
PattY - "Get a life or take your own!!"
Cheryl - "If your life sucks, get off your knees or call 1-800-waaaaaa and whine to someone who gives a shit."
Jillian-Beth - "The good thing - and definitely the best thing - about being a feminist is frightening men"
Maria -"I refuse to take crap from anyone. I don't have the time or patience to put up with the BS and whining from others."
Sarah - "My biggest goal in life is to find out that I don't really have PMS, I'm really just a HEARTLESS BITCH!!!"
Linda - "Baby, when's the last time you ate some red meat that didn't have a first name?"
Sarah - "Change it, accept it, or leave - you have a choice so quit whining!"
Lacey - "Lord, grant me the courage to stomp all the morons I can, serenity after I have done it, and wisdom to stay on top."
Dee - "I aspire to rid the world of gross incompetence, and people are grossly incompetent when they don't see things my way. I guess that means we need to get rid of a fair number of people..."
Carol - "I take no prisoners: Being a Bitch is like breathing."
Emma - "I am not a bitch; I am THE bitch!"
Kat - "Every day is a winding road and I don't mind running over some potholes"
Melanie - "I need you like I need a yeast infection."
Susan - "Looking interested, and when they are finished talking saying: "That was cute and interesting, but has no meat, thus it will be done my way!""
Angie - "I cannot stand idiots and I will always put them in their place."
Christina - "Because I was a difficult birth, I always tell people that I was born a Bitch, and I've improved with age...*grin*"
Rochelle - "If I don't like you, you'll know it. Whether or not that becomes a factor in your life depends on how far you stay away from me and mine."
D. - "Take your crying elsewhere, as it has nothing to do with me so I just don't give a flying fuck!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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