Woman with an Attitude
Lately, it seems that people have been saying that I'm cynical. And that
could be true if being cynical means you don't like to put up with stupid
goofs. They come in all shapes and sizes and tend to be male. Not that I
hate men, I just can't stand some of the qualities men have. Your page has
done justice to most of them.
It did however take 30 years and one nightmare...I mean marriage, for me to
get to this point. No, honestly, I'm not bitter, I learned quite a bit
while I was married. And that is: life is too short to put out with someone
else's shit.
Lately the group of men that most annoy me are SNAGs (yes. I am
generalizing).
Sensitive New Age Guys have that sort of "Barney the Dinosaur" warm-fuzzy feel
that just wants to make me retch. They can't seem to make a decision about
anything, usually saying "Whatever you want to do, honey". When I'm with a
guy, I want him to have some sort of backbone, complete with opinions and
values of his own. In arguments SNAGs can become subtly patronizing, by
agreeing with you or they break down in tears -- saying that you're too harsh on them,
or they apologize with all the sincerity of Hugh Grant; "So sorry, won't happen
again. You are completely right". One last rant about SNAGs, (and many other
guys): Whenever I feel self-conscious about my body, (yes, it still happens
to me) they'll say brightly "I love a girl with...(insert the thing you're most
self conscious about)". In my case, I have small breasts, ok I'm flat
chested.
All can think of saying in reply is "Thank you Mr Sensitive, for noticing".
My favorite Heartless Bitch Responses to lame come-ons:
Guy: "Hey babe, I got big sausage for you to suck on"
Me: "And I wouldn't even feed it to my dog."
Guy: "Are you girls dykes or somethin' ?" (other words have been used)
Me: "Why don't you bend over and find out."
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