Why am I a Heartless Bitch?

I was referred to your page from a "prospective" suitor in response to an ad I put up in the web personals. (Webpersonals.com). God knows I can't find fuck-all around here so I figured if I put up an ad listing EXACTLY what I wanted and what I DIDN'T want, I could possibly find what I'm looking for (i.e. A guy whose got the balls to stand up to me).

Nearly all of the responses I've gotten so far either think it's some kind of sick joke or the "God, no wonder you have to put up an ad on the internet, you're a heartless, calculating, analytical bitch" variety. The guys who DO have something decent to say or "respect" my views all sound like they're looking for dominatrixes.

Anyway, I hope you accept my application for membership, I totally agree with your views and I'm finally glad to find some like-minded sisters on the net. I'd be proud to be a member.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

Pause your cursor over each link below for a more detailed description

Want to link to HBI?

  Want to know when we update? Subscribe to our "What's New" RSS Feed

(What is an RSS Feed?)

Get SharpReader - our favorite RSS aggregator - it's free!

If you don't have a Newsreader, you can subscribe to updates via email: