I'm a Heartless Bitch because I've had it up to here with college lummox who swill beer, tip over dumpsters, pee in the bushes of their own front lawns when the bathroom is eight steps away in their apartments, hoot and howl during parties for no apparent reason and choose to do this right under my bedroom window at 4:00 a.m.

These same assholes complain that the only women who come to their parties are "The Fat Girls", Stand outside their apartments for three hours straight drinking and complaining about how cold it is, AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO HIT ON ME WHILE I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET HAND-IN-HAND WITH MY FIANCÉ.

Let me explain to you just what a Lummox is:

A Lummox is any stupid and immature college student, either male or female who thinks that college is where one learns to drink beer and that "class" is a four-letter word.

I am a non-traditional student who maintains a 3.02 average while working a full time job. I am in my thirties and mommy and daddy don't pay my way in life! I've scratched and clawed for every inch I've achieved and I don't care who I intimidate when I announce my goals for the future. But I'll be dammed before I let a group of lazy Lummox yahoos ruin my nights with their parties and pissing in their own front lawn's.

As for the Lummox who hit on me as I walked down the street with my Fiance: He (My fiance) offered to kick the guy's butt, but being I'm the green belt in Judo, he conceded to let me have the honors.

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