I'm a Heartless Bitch because

I'll take the last tampon and not tell anyone

I won't tell you you've got your hose stuck in your skirt, I'll just let them laugh

If you run park too close to me, I'll key your car

If you leave your dirty dishes in the sink, I'll drop exlax in your coffee

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