Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Heartless Hall of Fame:Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Christine - "Femininity includes the ability to kick ass."
Cynthia - "I have no time for whining, male or female."
Jennifer - "Get over yourself you prick."
Andi - "'No' is a complete sentence."
Neva - "Do your really believe that having balls is a sign of intelligence?"
Sarah - "Did you just call me a bitch? Well say it louder so everyone can hear the music to my ears."
Melissa - "A may be a Bitch but I'm the pick of the litter."
Flame - "I don't suffer fools easily so...."BITE ME""
Sharon - "I believe in equality. I hate pretty much everyone."
Abigail - "So what if I'm a bitch."
Cecilia - "Don't get mad - get even!"
Jennifer - "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
Janelle - "I know what a want and I don't settle for less. "
Kim - "If you can't kill 'em use duct tape....."
Dana - "I'm not a Bitch, I'm The Bitch"
Jane - "Those of you who think you know it all, piss off those of us who do."
Amanda - "It takes someone bitchier to call another a bitch!"
Krista - "If the truth hurts, so be it. GRRLS Kick Ass!"
Heather - "If it doesn't kill me, it can only make me a bigger Bitch."
Jessica - "I'm sorry, but you're too pathetic to even look at anymore."
Amy - "To all you men out there if you break my heart I'll break something you can't live without."
Sandy - "Tell me again why I need a man in my life.....The first time didn't make any sense."
Lori - "I'm not a bitch, I've just been in a bad mood for a while."
Lara - "I love being a Heartless Bitch, and I don't take shit from any man any more. No more, no way, no how."
S. - "Clingy people suck."
Andrea - "I have no tolerance for pearl wearing, CK-1 wearing, powder-puff ditzes who can only talk about their fiancee's spiffy job."
Monica - "They're very few real victims, just volunteers."
Christina - "Men have 2 heads. Too bad they don't use the one on top of their shoulders."
Danielle - "A cool poem by Merrit Malloy: 'How empty of me to be so full of you'"
Andrea - "Wow! Did you make that line up yourself or did you read it on the bathroom wall?"
Evamarie - "I don't want an orgasm...I want cash. I'll have my orgasms later on my own."
Jennifer - "Sure we can have sex, just wake me up when you're done."
Jennifer - "Leave me the fuck alone"
Vanessa - "You're not worth my time, asshole!"
Rose - "Slam it into the door and get over it!"
Dorothea - "Fearless, female and free!"
Leigh - "We don't need no stinking penises!"
Vibeke - "There's nothing I can do that a man can't do.....worse!"
Patricia - "Never forget.....Assholes are useful...."
Robin - "Stop living off that man and pay your own way!"
Tracey - "I may be a bitch, but while I'm paying your wage, you will dance to MY tune honey!"
Anscha - "I prefer one slipped disc instead of some slipped dicks."
Kelly - "No, you may not feel my breasts."
Jenny - ""And I keep standing 6'1" instead of 5'2" cuz I love my life and I hated you!" -Liz Phair, zee goddess of rock"
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