Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Sonal - "I'm in touch with my inner bitch. I want a sensitive man, one who will cry out when I hit him."
Suzi - "Please. You don't have to be a loser, or even look like one."
Ms. Lynn - "You need double strength if you quarrel with an independent womyn. (Zimbabwe, Shona proverb)"
Amanda - "If you can't get it up -- get out. I have no room in my life for inadequates."
Doris - "Better a Bitch than a doormat!"
S.B. - "Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
Louise - "The only pleasure you'll be getting from me is a kick where it hurts tonite baby, so ya better warm up your hands to pleasure yourself."
Julie - "Don't expect a ride on the back of my bike, I don't offer them to jerks like you!!!"
Tray - "It's obvious the steroids aren't helping your IQ."
Janine - "Go blow a Barbie"
Gabby - "You're about as welcome here as a tsunami after an earthquake."
Jenny - "Don't go to bed mad: Stay up and fight!"
Robin - "'Who died and made you GOD?'...no one, YET, ASSHOLE!"
Denise - "It takes too much energy and time to kiss ass."
Dawn - "Your life is your own. If you screw it up, it's your problem. Deal with it."
Michael - "Why am I a bitch? Because I can be!"
Louise - "ME..its MY LIFE; MY DECISION;...who the fuck are YOU?"
BornFree - "Ain't no pleasing this lady!!!"
Nicole - "Is it me, or do some of them need their sperm revoked?"
Erin - "Like it or lump it, but shut up and let me live my life."
Beverly - "If you're not being called a Bitch at least 8 times a day, you're not living!"
Tracy - "I can smell a lie like a fart in a car -- So be careful!"
Kathie - "Hey! I am particular not peculiar."
Korihn - "Mattel is making a new Barbie called 'Divorced Barbie': she comes with all of Ken's things."
Carla - "I always tell my husband,'You don't LET me do anything, I do what I want and you decide if you want to stay.'"
Andrea - "Am I a lesbian? No, but if you're the alternative. . ."
Ellen - "The morons are breeding!"
Nikki - "Life sucks, get a fricking helmet."
Nadine - "Honey, if you actually think I want you for more than the sex you're lying to yourself."
Tupi - "If a woman thinks she can't do something, it's most likely a man who makes her believe it."
Susan - "Stupid people shouldn't breed!"
Zephyr - "For rude, sexist, pigs: 'Excuse you!'"
Sierra - "Everyone likes a little ass no one likes a smart ass."
Ann - "I'm Just a Heartless Bitch!"
Heather - "I might only be good for sex. but your mom said you weren't even good for that."
Joan - "Like most guys you let your dick run your life."
Dorothy - "I'm straight to the point and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks."
Barbara - "Why should I waste my time being nice and sweet to the weak little idiots of everyday life?!?"
Michelle - "I love driving my hubby's IROC-Z. His so-called best buddy can't believe he "lets me" drive it. Well watch out fuckhead! As soon as the pavement is warm enough, I'm gonna squash your fucking toes when I take his motorcycle out!!"
Jessica - "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"
Heather - "If you are looking for sypathy call 1-800-I-really-give-a-fuck...!"
Julia - "Even if you were the last man on earth I still wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire."
THELMA - "Onward and upward!"
Valerie - "Bitches are only HONEST women!"
Heather - "Men are like lightbulbs. If they are "burn-out", don't even try turning them on."
Christine - "I am ALWAYS in CONTROL (Constantly ON Top Regulating Obnoxious Losers)"
Heather - "Just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't understand."
Kristen - "I hate dumb girls who act even dumber just to get guys."
Sarah - "You don't like my attitude? Ok, I'm over it!"
Lynda - "I would rather have a 3-month period than spend time with an asshole!"
Helen - "If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal."
Lori - "Since you can't run with the big dogs, sit on the porch and lick!"
Skram - "Women need to step up and the little boys need to step the fuck off!!"
Charlotte - "I go by the 90% Rule."
Tina - "Don't cry over men --just yell NEXT!!"
Ruth - "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
Lara - "Look, that's not a turtle-neck it's foreskin."
NIkki - "Bitch? THATS MS BITCH TO YOU, ya little BOY, yeah little B little O little Y... and now look down, you can fill in the rest of the LITTLE things in your life,I don't have time to list them all."
Foxy~ - "I don't care if a man likes the way I look, think or act! If you can't take the heat, get away from my fire asshole!"
Erin - "I'm not a loner, I just hate you."
Sarah - "Having someone in love with you is fun at first. At least until they think this grants them rights to you."
Anette - "Don´t be full of SHIT be a proud Bitch!"
Sonia - "Shit happens - readily"
Valentina - "Quit looking at me asshole, you're making me nauseous."
Gwen - "Zero to BITCH in 2.3 seconds!"
Megan - "Alright already, this is the way it's going to be. . .my way. And if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself or anything you can get."
Angela - "I'd slap you but shit splatters."
Tialecia - "No one can easily get to my heart because I'm straight heartless."
Bijou - "I love a target-rich environment."
Darlena - "Gold teeth or no teeth I don't want you so get AWAY!!!!!!!!!"
Kate - "Do you want a cookie? Would you prefer a medal? Tell it to someone who gives a flying rat's ass!"
Marianne - "Impatient: /im'pay'shent/, adj. Not patient; not bearing pain, opposition, etc., with composure."
Hanna - "Women all around the world, WAKE UP!"
Tasha - "Yeah yeah yeah.. its gonna be all fun fun fun and games-- 'Til I poke yer eye out if ya don't quit that 'but-he-said-he-loved-me' shit."
Suzie - "I have no need for weak men, I already have an ex-husband."
Jenny - "A man's best friend is his right hand."
Jess - "If being an fearless, aggressive woman makes me a Bitch, then so be it. At least I've got something to be proud of."
Anna - "Men who live off women - make me dry retch!"
Whip - "No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything I feel like at that particular moment in time, and it WILL change WITHOUT notice!"
Terrell - "Life's rough, but it's fair."
Brenda - "I am only bitchy on days that end with Y."
Ann - "Give me your best shot."
Julie - "Want some cheesex with your WHINE!!!!!?"
LuAnn - "There's just something about me that pisses people off!"
Lisa - "Some people don't have the brain capacity to keep up with me, let alone any man on the face of the earth, so don't even try."
MKP - "Being a Bitch makes life so much more interesting and exciting."
Andi - "If you want a friend I'm here, if all you want to do is whine and complain, go pay a therapist."
Allison - "Now get out of my way before I make you sterile, asshole. "
JEAN - "The only thing worse than a whining woman is a whining man."
Julie - "It's called a ONE night stand for a reason!"
Michelle - "Get it yourself! I can't remember being employed as your slave!"
Emma - "Get lost, I want a bloke not a joke."
Aryn - "Every time one my friends tries to tell me about how her boyfriend dogs her, I roll my eyes and walk away..."
Diane - "I'm 43 years old and have earned every damn one of them!!!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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