Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Sheryl - ""Pussy" is no insult, strong organ that it is; to insult and describe a wimp, try using the term "scrot'!" Now THERE'S a fragile organ."
Michelle - "Excuse me for offending your head-up-the-ass set of values."
Devon - "Want a shoulder to cry on? Someone to talk to? A long walk along a beach at midnight? Call your mother, she might actually give a shit."
Stacey - "I'm a Heartless Bitch because sometimes the truth hurts."
Sher - "Thank you - drive thru."
Michele - "People call me a Bitch whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Melodie - "Tide and Time waits for no one, and neither do I."
Carol - "Jokem if they can't take a fuck!"
P.A. - "I'm sick of victims, whiners and losers!!"
Gry - "It's not the ring, it's my watch!"
Suzanne - "Small men have small dicks!"
Nikki - "Spare me your great intellect, I can get that much shit out of my dogs butt."
Jamie - "I am not to be messed with, harassed, Bitched at or given any crap whatsoever! However...in the event that this does happen, I have the the God-given privilege to kick serious ass, break limbs and possibly render the offender permanently disabled. Go ahead, Try me asshole!"
Synneve - "God TRIED to give men more brains than dogs so they would hump women's legs at cocktail parties. IT DIDN'T WORK."
Hillary - "Bite me."
Lori - "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful....hate me because I'm a Bitch."
Mindy - "I hate nice and sweet women."
Veronica - "When she was bad, she was very bad; when she was good, they had her mistaken for someone else."
Rosemary - "I rule this body."
Averill - "Saying someone has "potential" means that they aren't doing anything worthwhile...NOW."
Stephanie - "I have no sympathy for women who just let men walk all over them like they're a doormat..."
Laura - "If your gonna be a shit, Go lay in the yard!"
Courts - "FIGJAM - F*** I'm Good- Just Ask Me"
Susan - "When in trouble, when in doubt, chew up a jerk and spit him out."
Lori - "You have teeth? Go bite someone else..."
Jennifer - "Talk to the finger, cuz you don't even deserve the whole hand!"
P.A.D. - "People who have to be the center of attention suck."
Jennifer - "Can we use you for our campaign to promote Lesbianism??"
Heather - "Wah! Fucking cope!"
Jackie - "You know most of my friends have hemorrhoids, but the rest are like you, Perfect Assholes!"
Sweetness - "Sure you may escort me into my bedroom little boy... But you will be crawling out as a disciplined man."
Allison - "I let my actions speak for me."
Carla - "I don't hate men, I just hate people that choose to beat, rape, and murder their partners and children. And if the majority of those people happen to be men, well then I guess I do hate them."
Nichole - "When someone says, "life is hard." say, 'compared to what? stop whining and get your head out of my ass!'"
Sherri - "Rocks are hard, water is wet, and that's just the way that it is. Deal with it!"
Mistress Carrie - "I have so much power to give to you. All you have to do .... is beg."
Denise - "Don't fuck with me...cause I'll fuck back !!!!"
Samantha - "Men should think with their brains and not their penis's"
Carissa - "It is very important in life that people be classified into three groups... those who lead, those who follow, and those that should get out of the way. Well, guess what, I'm ready to lead, so follow me or get the fuck out of my way!!!"
Throbak - "the more people I meet, the better I like my dogs."
Shannon - "If it happens to you ...you let it happen to you."
Ann - "Hold up your watches girls cause the sheeeyat is getting deep !!!"
Lisa - "Keep that shit up, and I'll make you less of a man than I am!"
Lela - "If I wanted to be slobbered on...I'D GET A DOG!"
Anne - "I have finally figured out why men can't seem to multi-task: all their energy goes into making millions of fresh sperm every day. I guess it's not as distracting to only have to ripen one egg a month."
Daisy - "My basement ain't full yet...bozo!"
Stephanie - "I could pick my teeth with that thing."
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