More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Margaret - "The world doesn't piss me off, YOU do!"
Samara - "Why don't you just fuck off you ugly bastard?"
Carola - "OK. I DO have an attitude. So what?"
Lisa - "I come from a long line of mean, evil, nasty, educated, opinionated, independent women. If you think the line is diluting, think again."
Amanda - "I’m the girl with happiness coiled in my heart tight and secret as a snake."
Sarah - "Don't piss me off....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
Abbie - "When a girl says it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying that it's small."
Becca - "Only one person can change your life--you!"
Mary - "The one thing that I agree with men about is: sex with a woman is wonderful!"
Sherry - "I never get angry when people call me a Bitch, I just smile and say 'And?!'"
Maggy - "I will never apologize for what I am: A Strong Woman, or as some men prefer to call me, A BITCH!"
Pamela - "Come back and see me when you have a backbone and an IQ that's not in the double digits."
Vanessa - "Please don't stare at my breasts...you won't be meeting them!!!"
Deborah - "Just leave me the fuck alone"
Lynne - "GET OFF AND LET ME FINISH!!!"
Virginia - "No, I'm not on the rag, I'm always a Bitch!"
Lea - "I will settle only for a man who deserves me."
Angie - "God created Adam then corrected her mistake."
Nina - "Some men are living proof that women have a sense of humor."
Elaine - "I'd rather swallow my tongue."
Poppy - "I can never remember, is it wrong to take joy in another person's suffering or not?"
Faye - "No, I won't grow my hair back for you!"
Karen - "When you can push a basketball through your ass, come talk to me!!!"
Brittany - "Be true to yourself before anyone will be true to you."
Catherine - "I exercise and wear sexy underwear for myself. Why waste it on a man? I only care what I think."
Cari - "If my life is not to your liking you are welcome to leave... promptly!"
Wendy - "Damn, I'm good! Why would I need you in my life?"
Gena - "To All Men: If you want respect then show it, otherwise you have NO right to be angry when your presence is unacknowledged."
Alison - "I don't want or need someone who wants me to ditch my brains for him."
PeeJay - "...if I wanted a comeback asshole...I’d scrape the roof of your mouth..."
Susan - "Until the world quits spinnin' I will always be a Heartless Bitch!!!!!"
Jen - "If it doesn't kill you, it can only make you stronger."
Veronica - "I’m a Bitch with a a seven year itch."
Marty - "That's "THE BITCH" to you!"
Molly - "Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"
Jenifer - "I'm a W.O.M.A.N.: a Wildy Orgasmic Man-Eating Nightmare."
Pat - "I'm a Heartless Bitch (as opposed to being a covert Bitch, AKA: cunt) because I know it and love it!"
Debbie - "Take your brain out of layaway and use the damn thing!"
Kel - "Like my dear old grandmother used to say...'Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.'"
Kat - "Turning you down doesn't make me a Bitch. When I chuck this drink at your head, *then* I'm being a Bitch."
Sheri - "Never touch a woman's body until you've touched her heart and mind first."
Rose - "Line for a guy trying to hit on me: Why don't you just spit in your hand first, and pretend that it's me dickhead?"
Debbie - "Get off of your ass and do something worth talking about."
Heidi - "It's assholes like you that make me wish I was a lesbian!"
Jamie - "I don’t care what people’s opinion of me is, if you look bad in that dress I WILL tell you."
Daednu - "Yeah, I may be a Bitch, but look which one of us is sleeping on the floor...."
Cynthia - "Women stands for Women Opposing Men's Egotistical Nature!!!"
Diana - "Fuck you if can't put up with it -- I'm a REAL person."
Catherine - "Have you ever noticed anyone who flings the word "slut" around like an insult isn’t getting any themselves?"
April - "I'm out of estrogen and have a handgun. Any questions?"
Sarena - "I stand here and you observe me, and I will NOT apologize for being bigger (better) than you. FUCK OFF!"
Minou - "Call me for castration (humiliation IS extra)"
Catherine - "I'm a Bitch and proud of it. If you don't like it, get out of my face."
Therease - "1990's theme: GET OVER IT AND GET ON WITH IT"
Rachel - "What do you mean - you'll only put it in for a minute? What am I? A microwave?"
Araina - "I am not A Bitch. I'm THE WRONG BITCH!!"
Terri - "I refuse to play along with the notion that women, like children should be seen and not heard- I have something to say and I can't make you listen but you will damn well hear me!"
Crystal - "I might be a Bitch, but I'm still in charge around here and you'll do what I say or get the hell out."
Chris - "I thank my ex-husband for making me the Bitch that I am today."
Amelia - "Pull up your pants and start thinking with your big head for a change."
Regina - "Don't let love blind you...you'll only get fucked over!"
Lacie - "I’m 100% Bitch so step back asshole!"
Renee - "I can tell a peckerhead in seconds, they have rectal-cranial inversion."
Sharon - "Life goes a lot better for me because I know what I want and how to achieve it."
Jennifer - "I am more than a woman, I am a fucking force of nature, and nothing can stop me!"
Anne - "There's plenty more fish in the sea than you, Moby Dick!"
Abi - "Men are funny looking creatures who carry their reproductive organs on the outside of their bodies."
Seannon - "If you don’t like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!!!"
Andrea - "I don't let any obnoxious little boy dogs bark up my tree - no one comes near me unless they're on my tight little lead."
Niniane - "I am sick and tired of all of these cute little bimbos getting a free ride in life because they can wear a size three, and the idiotic males that are willing to let them get away with it because they think with the wrong head."
Debbie - "It's not PMS, stupid! It’s UMS (Ugly Mood Swings). I've earned the right to have them!"
Roxie - "I look out for number one, ME."
Kelly - "Get off the pity pot."
Lea - "I don't have an attitude problem. YOU have a perception problem."
Liz - "Don't try to piss me off or you'll be using the "dr. martens" dental plan."
Jean - "There's no such thing as hard women, just soft men."
Joanne - "There ain't gonna be no Prince Charming."
Lisa - "I know how to put a man in his place so that he'll have to put his hands down his pants to make sure it's still there."
Kathleen - "If you can't say something nice, come and sit next to me." -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Kay - "I may have been born at night but it wasn’t last night."
Courtney - "JUST GET OVER YOURSELF and we'll get along just FINE!!!"
Joanna - "I'm not about to ask anyone's forgiveness for my being assertive."
Cynthia - "When God made woman, he finally got it right!"
Elizabeth - "Heterosexual love and romance are fairy tales made up by the MAN to keep women in their place."
Char - "Being Heartless is learned, being a Bitch comes naturally!"
Elissa - "If you think I'm a Bitch before I'm pissed off, then I'd leave now dick, because you're pissing me off!"
Jennifer - "Get off the cross honey, somebody else needs the wood."
Michelle - "QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING :)"
Jessica - "I'm not a Bitch, I just refuse to take any shit from people like You!"
Christil - "I'm not looking for any prince charming to come and "save" me. I'm not snow white and don't want to be, so go clean up your own fucking castle!"
Kristina - "Don't play Goddess, the position is already taken."
Ashley - "I'm a Bitch and know you'll die."
Allison - "I'm the Bitch you wish YOU could be"
Alaya - "Men: use them, but don't bother to understand them; that's why god created women."
Holly - "PMS really means punish my spouse"
Lauri - "I already have an asshole. Why would I need two?"
Christine - "Like my Momma always said,"Stupid is as stupid does"."
Laurie - "I'm sorry, my body is a life support system for A Brain as well!"
Mato - "I'm a Bitch!!!! Would you like fries with that?"
Julie - "When A man calls me a Bitch, I say "Thank You!"."
Debra - "Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe."
Ginger - "I am the high exhalted grand priestess to the temple of the Bitches of the universe and don’t you forget it!"
Scott - "Everyday we struggle to find our inner selves, while being bludgeoned into conformity", CRASS
Dixie - "I knew what I wanted and I got it."
Holly - "I don't hate men... Just look at David Duchoveny!!! Or Trent Reznor!!! Mmmm..."
Lethal - "I would suck your dick but I choke on small bones."
Deb - "Everybody should have only ONE asshole!"
Araina - "I'm not a Bitch I'm the Wrong Fucking Bitch and now that you've crossed me I hope you've made peace with our savior Jesus Christ since you'll be meeting him shortly."
Melynda - "I'm a red head AND I'm a woman...that makes me 50 times a BITCH"
Beverly - "Just because I'm listening to somebody's "My life suck's" sob story, doesn't mean I'm not laughing on the inside because they're such an apathetic loser."
Kate - "I'd rather screw a rabid dog than go out for a drink with you."
Melani - "I look after Number One and you're not it, Bugbrain!"
Judi - "No wonder men can't spell in the chat rooms..... they keep trying to type with one hand!"
Joy - "I am the PMS Poster Child... you still want a date?"
Barbara - "I don't like to deny myself anything and I don't want you too, either.."
Kimberly - "Men are good for one thing only - too bad they usually screw that up, too."
Glaxona - "Get off my leg."
Lynn - "Don't MAKE me open a can o' whup-ass!!!"
Peppermint - "Never wrestle with a pig. You get all dirty, and besides, the pig likes it!"
Anneke - "Just because I don't want to go out with you, doesn't make me a lesbian, it means I just don't want to go out with YOU."
Ashley - "The day I meet a "man" who thinks with the right head, I will be a happy Heartless Bitch!!!"
Seannon - "No one else gives a damn!"
Sandra - "Don't think for a second that you know me."
Meg - "Hey, asshole, your crying on my shoulder is fucking up my Armani suit"
Sheena - "Slapping your sorry ass senseless won't help anything fool, it will just make me feel better."
ANGEL - "Men are a dime a dozen and I am a rich girl!"
Lisa - "Telling me I have a great ass is like telling Kate Moss she's got nice tits."
Fawn - "If you can't be yourself, don't waste my clean air! And if you can, and I STILL don't like what I see, then one word is sufficient: BUZZ!!!!"
Jodi - "What makes you think I give a flying rats ass about anything you have to say?"
Lizzie - "BE responsible for yourself, so no one else will want to be....."
Meredith - "The reason why I don't look busy asshole is because I did it right the first time."
Sue - "Men are born with dicks so that with just a drop of their pants they can be reminded of their true identity."
Jenny - "I choke on small bones asshole."
LittleT - "The best tool for opening a closed mind is sometimes a 4 foot 2-by-4. Always use the right tool for the job."
Erica - "A man's going to do, what a woman allows him to do."
Cat - "When anyone comes to me whining I give them a quarter, take 'em to a phone and tell them to call someone who really gives a shit."
Julie - "I think like a Bitch, therefore I am!"
Morghanna - "Where's the beef? It's sitting in a highly unattractive lump atop your shoulders, fathead!"
Agneta - "I don't CARE how your mother fussed about you - I am your SECRETARY"
Leslie - "PMS equals testosterone!!!"
Lucie - "If I have to date an asshole then I may as well date a good looking one."
Carol - "Here... let me iron your shirt darling, no need to take it off..."
Diane - "Here is your free ticket to the emergency room to get that dick removed from the middle of your forehead."
Chantal - "So many men, so few castration devices."
Abi - "If you want to sit there and drool go right ahead, but I'm leaving now."
Jaimee - "Words make no sense when there is another way...use your fists and fight it out the Bitch way..."
Suzanne - "Get over yourself, because I have!"
Kristin - "Grow another asshole...plant a man!"
Taylor - "Unless you want me to turn into Lorena Bobbit, I suggest you leave right now!!!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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