More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Linda - "How long have you been relying on your personality for birth control?"
Desiree - "Life is hard...Wear steel-toed shoes."
Bridgette - "Don't piss me off.. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
Kristine - "Yes I have an attitude, but it's your problem."
Holly - "It is your fault."
Addie - "IF beauty is truth than surgery is the fountain of youth."
Jackie - "I'm finished...now light my cigarette and get the fuck out of here."
Kate - "To all the birth defects who have had a conversation with my chest; God did NOT replace my brain with breasts, don't expect them to respond !"
Erika - "I'm always amazed when people think I'm an egotistical egghead, but then again, the stupidity of the vast majority of men and women around me never fails to amaze me either."
Khayana - "I'm just a girl? HAH yeah right..... and Chuckie was just a doll."
Lyndal - "I will get where I want in life by my strength of will, I will not be a victim."
Becca - "Don't Tread On Me!"
Dianna - "If LIFE ain't easy, why should I BE???"
Lily - "I don't need your eyes upon me in order for me to know that I'm sexy, strong, and smart."
Tress - "Spare me the bullshit, will you."
Barbara - "It must be brain donor's day out again. How else can one explain the inherent asininity in the world?"
Mleiv - "Just because it's rational doesn't mean it's reasonable."
Emmy - "Are you quoting from a script or are you just making up your clichés as you go along?"
Holly - "I've been there, done that and seen the movie, now take yourself on, I've better things to do!"
Sam - "If I let you spread my legs, I'd have to squeeze your head like a pimple, Chump!"
Heather - "If this a man's world we're all doomed."
Womnnblack - "If your Dick is so big, then why don't you throw it over your shoulder and go fuck yourself with it."
Kassie - "Get up, get out, or get over it...in any case...SHUT THE HELL UP !"
Kristina - "I don't trust him as far as I can throw him, but I truly am strong!"
Anette - "I'm fat, you're stupid, but I can go on a diet."
Kristina - "I don't need no surname, I got one of my own."
Gloria - "I'm gonna do what the hell I WANT."
Leslie - "...but enough about you."
Kim - "Go ahead, hold your breath...I'm sure you'll look great in blue."
Roxanne - "Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out."
Amanda - "Guess what? I wrote a book just for you. It's called go fuck yourself!"
Moncha - "Hurting people's feelings is sometimes the way to wake them up."
Cyn - "NEXT!!!" (this is the line I use when a man fails to live up to MY expectations)
Yael - "This straight jacket is making it terribly hard for me to play with myself !!! -Tank Girl"
Jessica - "Once a guy asked, "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" I replied, "Unzip your pants, your brain's just over-heated!"
Timna - "You are born alone and you die alone."
Mary - "I refuse to match wits with an unarmed opponent."
Bertina - "If it wasn't for my bitchiness I would have killed myself a long time ago."
Barbara - "No Need To Explain Myself....Just Deal With Me On My Terms Or Get Out Of My Way!!!"
Julianne - "It is time for the human race to enter the solar system." --Vice President Dan Quayle. (Could I agree with him more?)
Debbie - "The belt I wear is a black belt so get out of face and stay out of my way!"
Michele - "Never be dominated, be the dominator!!"
Jessica - "I wouldn't come any closer if I were you."
Kathleen - "Please...give me a chance to operate on a plastic surgeon....."
Rianda - "You think I NEED you???? How delusional you are... Bwahahahaha!!!"
Janna - "Assholes and whiners - can't live with them, can't shoot 'em."
Kelsey - "Why? Because I said so."
She-ra: - "And She whispered the First Glimpse of Truth. "I am a Goddess," and It was."
Tara - "If I want to then I am going to, and I could care less what YOU think!!"
Jenny - "I have my own life, not someone else's."
Terri - "I will shovel shit before I eat shit!"
Melissa - "I'm right...I've always been right and I always will be right so shut the FUCK up you whining baby."
Sue - "If my dog's asshole smelled as bad as your breath, I'd have shot him a year ago."
Anne - "Time and space have no meaning for bitches such as we."
Joy - "Better go home Buddy, isn't that your Mommy calling you?"
Cathyjo - "If my ATTITUDE hurts your ego..so what..ACCEPT it, or get on down the highway....happy trails."
Nicole - "I don't know what I would do without me."
M - "Wanna be an asshole? I'm the QUEEN of assholes!"
Bobbiejo - "I wish having a man could be like peeling potatoes; cut off the good part, and throw the rest away."
Eileen - This is for all you self-proclaimed "well endowed" men: "Never confuse a little dick with a deep throat."
Tammy - "Did you say something? I thought I heard whining again!"
Allison - "Being a Heartless Bitch is a way of life: live it to your fullest potential!"
Chrystal - "I'm not shy, I'm studying my prey."
Naomi - "Middle age isn't time for a rest, it's time for a rampAGE!"
Rachel - "If you don't like me, boy, I either stole your girlfriend or there's something wrong with you."
Hilary - "I'm not a bitch, I've just been in a bad mood for my whole life."
Susan - "Really? You've got a penis? Well! Lucky me."
Alice - "Get used to it!! The answer is NO!!!!"
Trillion - "If I wanted your opinion I would have given it to you!"
Jenai - "No. No. ...No"
Persephone - "Better bitchy than dead..."
Leslie - "Men should learn to think with the brain on top ( if they have one)."
Sharron - "Which part of "No!" don't you understand?"
Maggie - "I'm lovely and smart, so tell me, what's your claim to fame?"
Nunia - "instant bitch just add assholes"
Holly - "Do you know what I mean when I say, "No"? It means, Fuck Off Asshole!"
Shannon - "You've heard the saying, my heroes have always been cowboys. Well MY heroes have always been bitches. Tank GrrL, Xena, 99, Patsy, and Charlie Baltimore are greater role models than Cindy Crawford or Sandra Bullock could ever in their pathetic existences hope to become."
Siouxsie - "When I'm good, I'm good...but when I'm bad, I'm better."
Jan - "Quit bitchin' at me cause SOMEONE licked the red off YOUR sucker!"
Susan - "Men are from Mars...and fucking ought to go back ...and STAY there!!! "
Megan - "No one can ever make anyone perfectly happy, and no one but a woman would ever expect to."
Brandy - "I know you think your'e god's gift to women, but who needs charity. I'm tight baby, but I ain't that tight." (when a man is looking you up and down)
Jill - "(When filling out student loan forms, I was asked to make a declaration that I was separated. The form required both my name and my husband's name.) I don't suppose Dickhead would be considered legal?"
Deborah - "I miss my ex but my aim is improving."
Carole - "Kiss my ring and kiss my ass, I am woman."
Emily - "WOMEN: Respect Yourself!!"
Kendra - To a lamer on IRC who asked me where I was from: (after being a total jerk-off), "Everywhere you're NOT ... and then some."
Danielle - "I only act like a bitch on days that end with y."
Jennifer - "Yes I can have my cake and eat it too."
Kim - "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over...."
Fyreflie - "'I just happen to like apples, and I'm not afraid of snakes' -ani difranco"
Barbara - "Same as above but Chris Craft gets credited with it, I believe."
Debra - When a guy says "Fuck you." My reply is "Yeah, you'd like to."
J. - "I don't suffer fools gladly; I make them suffer."
Raime - "Yes, I'm a bitch, and damn proud of it!"
Rina - "People say "Control Freak" like it's a BAD thing!"
Jennifer - "If YOU really loved ME...you wouldn't ask me to bend to your will."
Kathy - "Well Boo Fucking Hoo honey..you live and learn and you better start learning or you won't be living for long."
Lissa - "Whose funeral am I going to? ... YOURS !!!"
Maigrey - "Sex is just a way to keep hubby from whining for another month..."
Roslyn - "That shirt is where colours go to die honey!"
Brenda - "Who's going to be with me in five years? Me - not you, so why should I concentrate on you instead of me - get a life!"
Christine - "I'm going to do what I want, when I want, how I want and god dammit-- you're going to like it!"
Lesley - "I'd really love to understand most men but I don't speak bull-shit."
Regine - "The art of being a Bitch does not consist of being a bad imitation of a man."
Christine - "Gee, that looks like a penis...only smaller."
Bina - "It's hard to talk with YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH I will try and scream in pain a little nicer next time" -bikini kill (the true Heartless Bitches)
Diane - "A Bitch is a bitch is a bitch."
Jennifer - "Living on Earth has always been a dangerous way to spend your time."
Joanna - "You don't like me? I'll give you 30 cents and call someone who cares."
Jennifer - "I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake, I have low esteem for everyone else."
Heather - "Yes, I know what you think of me-- you never shut up." -Tori Amos
Helga - "Bitches make the world a better place."
Sylvia - "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares... take care of yourself from now on."
Marie - My dad told me: "never get maried". He is the only man who understands me.
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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