More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Anastasia - "Have you always suffered from Rectal-Cranial Inversion?"
Vicki - "Don't screw with me, pal... I'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Anne - "Do not squander your pity or your strengths."
Tammi - "I'm living proof God made some bitches just for the hell of it!"
Elley - "If I'm doing everything, then why in the hell are you here?"
Sandra - "Penis envy? Why would I want one penis when I can get as many as I want with what I've got?"
Beverley-ann - "No, it's not PMS - just "M"!!!!!"
Stephani - "Telling you no doesn't make me a bitch - birthright does."
Tiffany - "See above..."
Nancy - "The male assholes of the world have taken great pleasure in creating this extremely Heartless Bitch! I think it's time they get some return on their investment!"
Leslie - "You could call me "Bitch" if I were nicer!!!"
Dol - "It's my world squirrel ...go get your own nut*S*"
Sandra - "I'm a BITCH coz I want to get what I want, wish or desire through my own strength."
Samantha - "I don't hold grudges...once I get even with the sonofabitch, I forget all about 'em."
Devon - "Ignorance is a crime and I believe in capital punishment."
Rhonda - Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." - Imo Phillips"
Dina - "People say, "It's Man's World, Sweetie." If that's so, then that explains why the hell everything is so $@*@-ed up with the world today!!:-)"
Michelle - "Men are DOGS,...they admit it themselves every time they call a woman a BITCH!"
Kamala - "If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head!"
Paula - "You don't like it; then shove it!"
Heather - "Ignorance can be treated, stupidity is fatal."
Miki - In response to a drunken invitation to "Hey, sit on my face, gorgeous!!" ...."Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?"
Aimée - "It's not penises I don't like, it's all the useless flesh that comes with them (i.e. men)."
Penni - "My name Is KALI MA and I'm a Goddess, if you forget that and treat me as something less I'll show you EXACTLY why I'm the Goddess of DESTRUCTION!"
Shannon - "Bitch isn't a four letter word."
Jenna - "So you think I'm a bitch? Thank you!"
Dawn - "If you don't like my attitude.....WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!"
Juli - "If there were a nuclear war, the ONLY things that would survive would be the roaches and my ex's."
Camargue - "If you piss me off, I can't guarantee that I won't hit, punch, kick or bite to slam the logic of my ways into your head. I'm also pretty good with a baseball bat."
Patricia - "Look kids, if you can't adjust to the world, stop whining and waiting for it to adjust to you and go anesthetize yourself on Melrose Place re-runs!!"
Julie - "GO AWAY SPAMBREATH, this means YOU."
Jacquelyn - "Don't torture yourself. That's my job."
Christine - "I'll remove my spiked heel from your groin when I decide I'M done...till then SHUT UP, if you don't want them torn off!"
Wanda - "You're swimming in a shallow gene pool and there's no life guard on duty."
Sarah - "If 2 heads are better than one, why are men so stupid?"
Robin - "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening...but this wasn't it."
Kathleen - "And I care about this because?"
Dana - "Power can be taken, but not given. The process of the taking is empowerment in itself. --Gloria Steinem"
Marj - "Life is hard, but it's a lot harder when you're stupid."
Debra - "There once was a man said I had no balls, now I've got mine and his."
Danielle - "I think not! This bitch knows!"
Kathrine - "Don't try to think for me, think for yourself for a start."
Mai-liis - "Brad Pitt can suck my dick ;)"
Valerie - "I only do it MY way!"
Anna - "Get yourself a life - or I'll take it!"
Ulrika - "Your powers are immense if you just recognize them."
Mistress - "You want to go out with me? Where is your leash?!?!"
Jennifer - "I would use.."Beyond Bitch...WAY Beyond" but I'm sure it's used to death. My personal motto is: Face it, - I'm a GODDESS!!"
Jennifer - "Relationships are an adventure... like going to war."
Gypsy - "You are a legend in YOUR OWN MIND."
Diann - "If assholes could fly this place would be an airport."
Melissa - "I don't have time to comment on my problem with you. You just piss me off."
Meghann - "I see no "I give a shit" sign on my forehead."
Clover - "Hate me all you want. Whatever makes you feel better."
Kathy - "I Bitch, therefore I am."
Gina - "That's QUEEN BITCH to you buster!"
Nikole - "A lot of women could save themselves a lot of time wondering what was on their man's mind it they only realized this simple fact -- NOTHING!"
Tenisha - "I got your "Bitch" right HERE!"
Joli - "If "Friends" help friends move, then REAL friends help friends move bodies."
Diana - "I don't fart, burp or swear, therefore I must BITCH or I will blow up!"
Hedy - "I am what I am. Take it or leave me alone. -Rosario Morales"
Vicki - "I do NOT suffer fools gladly."
Licentia - "No I will NOT hold your hand for $20."
Alexis - "A Bitch has gotta do, what a Bitch has gotta do."
De-anne - "Bitches have more fun!"
Rhonda - "I teach Bitch 101, which class are you in??"
Leslie - "I don't back down for ANYONE... No more, no way, no how."
Teri - "God created women to lead the world, he created bugs like you to entertain us."
Christy - "Yawn!"
Izabela - "Reality" is what I get away with..."
Nikki - "No man should ever expect me to be his slave, he couldn't afford me."
Renee - "I'm the best mom, a great friend, and your WORST enemy..don't fuck with me..."
Susan - "I've gotten in touch with my Inner Bitch...."
Dawn - "Women who thrive on playing "the victim" or being the stereotypical "blonde" are worse than the men that pick them up."
Gwen - "I'll stop being a bitch when men stop being assholes."
Kelly - "I'm all right the world is all wrong."
Karen - "It's not that I'm on the rag which makes me a bitch, it's assholes like you who ask if I'm on the rag!"
Rachel - "If you don't like me 'cause I'm smarter than you, you'd better watch out for this bitch!"
Kellie - "When I woke up this morning, I was giving out two thing...lollipops and ass-whuppings...wouldn't ya know it, I'm fresh outta them damn lollipops?? "I got that bitch to eat the apple, didn't I?" -the devil to God"
Judy - "All men are little boys in asshole suits."
Debbie - "Sweetness and Light are skin deep....Heartless Bitch goes straight to the bone!!!"
Ann - "They can take what I've got - but never, ever what I AM !"
Libby - "Get down off the Cross! God might love Martyrs but I find them hard to live with!"
Pamela - "Even with two heads, it appears the last creative thought you had as a man was when you took your first breath...and someone probably had to slap you on your ass to get you to do that!"
Maria - "Try to get some sleep, hon. You'll need it."
Jennifer - "I know now why women can't fart until they are married...because they don't have an asshole until then !!!!!"
Maya - "I carry a knife, fork and salt, don't piss me off."
Paula - "No, I DON'T want to hear about your recent breakthrough in therapy."
Rebecca - "Take a number, and I'll bitch you out presently."
Cadi - "Men are like Public Toilets. They are either taken or full of shit."
Erika - "(in reply to being given the finger) If it wasn't for that finger you'd still be a virgin"
Jamie - "Hey, asshole. There's this stuff in the store that they came out with a while back. It's called DEODERANT. NOW GET YOUR ARMPITS OFF MY COUCH!!!"
Julie - "Take a hike, asshole-- preferably to the Bermuda Triangle I can't go out with you for medical reasons. You make me sick"
Yellowrose - "My ego is just as crucial as his."
Rebecca - "I've been through it all and survived."
Jane - "I'd rather have an extreme case of attitude than to be as mildly dull and unassuming as you."
Timna - "Don't compromise yourself...you are all you've got."
Heather - "Bite me, you hypocritical bastard. (That pretty much sums it up.)"
Gerri'lynn - "Shit happens to everyone at one time or another, you just don't have to take it without a fight."
Kay - "Talk to the left because you know you ain't right!"
Polly - "No, I'm not a lesbian, I just hate you!"
Marisa - "In the name of all that is good, shut the fuck up and take a good look at yourself, then you'll really have cause for complaints!"
Angie - "A man's place is in the bedroom not the boardroom!!"
Shay - "I never am a victim. you see wearing steel capped shoes is better than mace or a baseball bat!"
Kristina - "Clueless people shouldn't breath."
Yasmin - "I'm a Bitch! Plain and simple!"
Bluesy - "Stand By Your Man and you're likely to get stuck there (with blue eyeshadow and a bad dye job as your epitaph)"
Leigh - "I'd rather be alone than wish I was!"
Yfandes - "I'd like to see the man who'd dare raise a hand to me, he won't know what hit him back!" ~Yfandes, 1995"
Bridget - "Bitch is not a put down-it is a compliment to a strong woman, who is not willing to put up with your shit!"
Cindy - "Ladylike is for ring-through-the-nose chumps."
Julie - "Rich, Fat Republican men...meet us at the Polls in '98!"
Julianne - "If you don't take your hand off my thigh, I'll be forced to get my chain saw and show you why I am not allowed in 48 states."
Shesnake - "Why don't you go home to Mother and suck on her tits, 'cos you have a better chance of doing that than ever getting within one centimeter of mine you lowlife eunuch...."
Stacey - "Don't argue with me because I'M RIGHT!"
Simona - "I'm not mean. They programmed me like this."
Rea - "I'm not a loser, so why should I date one?"
Nancy - "My mama didn't raise no fools - she has three daughters."
Lucinda - "Go whine to someone else...or get over it!!"
Karlee - "Nolites ti bastardes carborundorum" (Latin for "Don't let the bastards drag you down")"
Kristen - "If it's a ditsy blond you want, don't come to me."
Jill-jill - "Variation on the "mean people suck" bumper sticker: stupid, ignorant, and those with no self-esteem suck."
Julia - "You thought it was a hair until you pissed out of it!"
Angela - "God help those who can't think for themselves. All real women can."
Lesley - "If they could put one man on the moon, why can't they put the the whole bloody lot!!!!"
Terry - "Men, can't live with them and they won't fit in the fridge."
Corina - "Life is tough baby, so you need to be tougher."
Lioness - "There are only two things I hate the most, STUPIDITY and DIRTY.....you figure...."
Michelle - "Oh, thank you (when people compliment me on my long hair), I grew it myself."
Aileen - "That putrid, nasty smell you are sniffing is you and your own ego, asswipe!"
Sandi - "My lesbian view on sex with men: It's kind of like when you're really, really hungry; either way it's this nagging, annoying thing that's just poking at you, poking at you!"
E.r. - "I Would Call You A Dick But, That Is The Better Part Of A Real Man."
Seannon - "Excuse me, do I look THAT stupid? No? Then why the HELL did you try to do that?"
Leigh - "I'd rather be a Bitch than a Dick!"
Natalie - "If I don't give you a hard time, who will?"
Cheryl - "You can't handle me, honey. Better men than you have tried and failed."
Valerie - "Men think that we value their penises so much... if they only knew what a dildo can do!"
Jennifer - "Revolution Grrrl Style NOW!!!!!!!"
Rachel - "Male chauvinists are like toilets, usually engaged or full of crap."
Lesa - "I am a "TITO" bitch!"
Rachel - "Fuck off, before you get hot oil down your pants."
Amok - "I'm not screwed up by my hormones, I'm too busy screwing with yours."
Stacey - "Life is too short to be surrounded by ugly, stupid men...so go away I am trying to double my life span."
Jennifer - "I may be a bitch, but I'm a lot happier than you are!"
Jennifer - "Who the hell said you could even talk to me?"
Donna - "When it all comes down to it one word fits most men: Needledickthebugfucker."
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