Susan
The notches on my Bitchy gun are numerous. First and foremost, I detest children, don't find them in the least appealing and am driven to homicidal urges by their horrid shrieking. I dream of sterilizing the breeders who allow their rancid offspring to act like rabid chimpanzees in public and sterilizing the rancid offspring as well to prevent another generation of idiocy. I had my own tubal ligation when I was twenty years old and have not regretted it for a New York nanosecond.
Chick flicks make me want to hurl. I'd much rather watch a good horror movie. Similarly, I have the same reaction of a vampire to garlic to those repulsive magazines that most dumbass broads read. I prefer thick books with big words and NO FUCKING RECIPES in them (except some of the Hannibal Lecter books with veiled recipes for people parts).
I hate to shop; my actual shopping trips resemble an Indianapolis 500 race with the cart as I fly through the aisles with surgical precision grabbing only what I need.
I stopped carrying a purse a decade ago. If it doesn't fit in my pockets, I don't need it.
And I refuse to buy clothes without pockets; where else would I keep my knife?
I do NOT own hundreds of pairs of damned shoes. I don't get the excitement over shoes. I don't wear heels either. Why cripple my feet for the sake of some idiotic fashion? Speaking of fashion, screw that shit too. Fashion is for trendy jerks who don't have personal style.
I'm opinionated and rarely shrink from expressing those opinions to anybody and everybody. I am nonplussed by so-called social rank. I've spoken my mind to people who were prominent and have been admonished by coworkers that so-and-so is a senior vice president. Big deal. I've hung out and partied with rock stars who could buy and sell Mr. V.P. a hundred times over. Money and a title are irrelevant to whether or not one is an asshat.
I email my elected representatives and Bitch them out about all sorts of progressive issues on a regular basis. I also give them props when they don't cave in to some Neanderthal ideologues who want to drag society back to the Middle Ages or further. I seriously want to beat the shit out of any whiny Christian who claims he or she is being persecuted. Let them be Wiccan, Muslim or Jewish in the Bible Belt and THEN they'd know what persecution feels like.
Bigotry against homosexuality pisses me off. There is a long list of jackasses in American society who are desperately in need of a Tabasco and ground glass enema. Among them are James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, Karl Rove, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Joe Scarborough, Bill O'Reilly, and a host of others of that smarmy, holier-than-thou ilk including George W. Bush. Fuck them and the high horses they rode in on.
I'm sure I've omitted a number of other points on which I qualify as a Heartless Bitch. Perhaps add to the list: I tend to discount the intelligence of those who refuse to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. If any concept is conveyed in 733T, my brain automatically jettisons it as garbled ramblings of lower life forms.
I look forward to joining the ranks of my sister Bitches. Thank you for providing a place for us to shuck off our bras and swing our tits menacingly at a completely ratfucked society.
Country: United States of America
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