Exemplary Real-Life Heartless Bitches, 2006
Connie - "If you are an intelligent female but not a Heartless Bitch, you are not so intelligent and you are not paying attention."
Alexis - "My anger is not cute!"
Deborah - "I've had gum on my shoe that was less clingy and annoying than you are, and it smelled like mint."
Kristin - "Being called a Bitch is more of a compliment rather than an insult; I know that if someone views me as a "Bitch" than I have done my job."
Mallika - "When you shove the dick of your beliefs down my throat without asking, be prepared for the resulting reflex: I bite, and I bite hard."
Jemima - "Yes, there are strifes and troubles in this world we cannot control or even avoid, but we can bloody well do our best to get through them in style!"
Erin - "In my head, I'm not a girl. I'm not a woman. I'm not a chick. I'm Erin, a person, and gender is just part of the background info."
Debbie - "I'm not interested in liabilities - if you have nothing positive to bring to my life you will not be in it."
Momo - "I don't care whether you despise me or masturbate screaming my name, but please base your judgments on the actual me rather than prejudices or exotifications of my race or gender. I'll actually respect you if you're intelligent enough to love or hate me for anything other than petty bullshit."
Lily - "Some people will tell you lies to make you feel better about yourself. I will tell you the truth so you can better yourself."
Cristina - "Why fuck an asshole? I can be cynical and masturbate on my own."
Thadeus - "Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" -- Nietzsche
Faeriebellamum - "The only person you HAVE to live with is yourself. Make sure that person is happy ,healthy,and fulfilled."
Alicia - "What are my "needs" in a relationship? Fun, Sex, and Space. I don't want your money, your sperm, or your baggage."
Beaupepys - "My respect has to be earned. Oh, and don't even think about calling me darling."
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