If being a "real woman" makes me a Bitch, then send me my membership card. I don't waste time on sappy insincerity. I don't want to hear about your bullshit PMS symptoms, and don't come crying to me if you take on a man's job and can't hack it. Don't make the rest of us look stupid, go cook something or join the garden club.

Motherhood is great, especially when someone else is doing it.

And last but not least, I have no patience with lazy Bitches. If you're gonna be a Bitch, be one beyond reproach. The snappy come-back only works if you've got your own shit together. Don't give anyone any openings to point to your faults - no one should see them in the first place. Perfect Bitches are the very scariest kind.

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