Quite frankly, I hate having to bite my tongue when some idiot:

-messes up a simple task for the ten millionth time -begs for help because they can't do for themselves -whines like a laboring dog that life is haaaaard.

I have called myself a Heartless Bitch for years. Don't send me sappy emails about cute puppies. The asshole left you yet again because you are a door mat who will be waiting when he gets horny. Just like the last 13 times. If you are having a legitimate crisis or problem, I will gladly lend an ear or a shoulder. But don't make a habit of it. Be self reliant. Show some inner strength. Grab a spine off the discount shelf and grow the fuck up.

I am a 911 dispatcher. I have heard real drama as it unfolds. Your piddly assed problem does not compare real tragedy. Here is a straw, suck it up and move along. God gave every creature on the planet a brain of some sorts. Use yours for more than an ear spacer.

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