Heh, where to start?

I simply cannot fucking stand stupid people, I don't care if they are family members, people sitting next to me on airplanes, or little old ladies in line behind me at the Crown Jewels exhibit in the Tower of London. If you can't spell IQ then please learn to shut the fuck up. And please, for the love of fucking Christ stop glaring at me, because if you don't I swear to fucking god I will make you sooooo sorry that you bothered to crawl out of your trailer this morning.

Oh, and I am currently sitting on the urls dagnastyevil.com, dienoob.com and gamerBitch.com (given to me by one of the few people I would piss on if they were burning to death), so yeah, sense a trend?

And if you are a fat balding man and you have the misfortune of being drunk enough in my presence to even think for one second, just one fucking second that I would say yes to anything you ever asked me, DO NOT GO THERE, and uh, if you value your testicles at all (assuming you can still feel them under your gut) do not fucking call me BLONDIE.

Country: United States

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

Pause your cursor over each link below for a more detailed description

Want to link to HBI?

  Want to know when we update? Subscribe to our "What's New" RSS Feed

(What is an RSS Feed?)

Get SharpReader - our favorite RSS aggregator - it's free!

If you don't have a Newsreader, you can subscribe to updates via email: