I am a Heartless Bitch because I dumped the "perfect" guy (read: nice as hell, yet spineless and borderline retarded) for an interesting and funny stoner who worked at Burger King. Even though I didn't get the Burger King guy, I still have no regrets about breaking up with my ex because I hate people who only live for others and not themselves.

Another thing that makes me a Bitch is that I refuse to settle for a guy who is less than an equal to me just so I could be in a relationship. Thus, I am still single despite my best efforts. In the year and a half that I've been single, the only guy I've met who had what I desired was really a lesbian pretending to be a guy (this was over the internet, not IRL. I'm not a TOTAL idiot). Thank god relationships aren't necessary to live.

But I can still dream, right? :(

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