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I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have no problem sneering "sweetheart" at people who dare to talk down to me.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think monogamy before the age of 25 is an abhorrent waste of youth.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I believe that if there was a Jesus Christ, he was most likely schizophrenic.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have the urge to smack obnoxious, bratty children who curse out their parents in public.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have the urge to smack the parents who will allow their obnoxious, bratty children to curse them out in public.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't want to spoil my marriage by having children.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't take "hey, baby" as a compliment.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't consider being called a dyke an insult.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I feel that, in this day and age, there is no excuse for illiteracy.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I feel that no woman (or child) should be forced to carry the child of her abuser.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I feel castration is a just punishment for rapists and pedophiles.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't believe in outsourced labor.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think if Angelina insists on adopting more children, she should start paying attention to the millions of throwaways we have right here in the U.S.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't consider addiction to be a disease.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't accept addiction as an excuse for laziness.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because, in that anti-weed commercial where the little girl riding her bike back and forth in front of the drive-thru gets run over, I blame the parents for allowing their child to play in front of an active driveway.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I consider anti-weed commercials to be as pointless as anti-tobacco commercials.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I routinely root for the bad guy.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't accept abuse as an excuse to abuse others.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I dig Simon Cowell.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't shed a tear for people who set themselves on fire in protest.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I boycott pharmacies that allow their employees to deny people birth control based on personal morals.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think knowing how to use a condom should be second nature at this point.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't feel any teenage girl should have to get parental consent in order to have an abortion.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think Norma McCorvey is a fucking idiot who should have remained in obscurity.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't accept ignorance as an excuse for anything.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think the proverb "it takes a village to raise a child" is more or less used as an excuse for parents to back out of their responsibilities.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think my husband's parents are morons for rewarding my junkie brother-in-law, for fucking up yet again, by inviting him to live rent-free in the Florida Keys and continuing to ply him with money for booze, pot and who knows what else.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I consider the statement "I can't believe how much weight you lost! You look amazing!" to be an insult when the most I've ever weighed was 145 lbs.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think organized religion is for the feeble-minded.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think "We Are the World" was nothing more than a publicity stunt.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't "ooh" and "ahh" at multiple births.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because, quite frankly, I consider most humans to be a waste of space.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think Anton LaVey was onto something.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think any parent who would allow his/her child to share a bed with Michael Jackson should have CPS called on them.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I offer no apologies for my sexual fantasies, no matter how twisted and perverted they might be.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have no patience for men who don't know how to eat pussy.

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