For the week of Apr 30, 2007
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Erin - "I hate sugarcoating. Don't ask me to sit down, don't give me some huge lead-in to try to soften the blow, and for fuck's sake, don't waste my time--just tell it like it is, so we can move forward."
Entomologista - "Why yes, this book is thick. That means it will hurt more when I smack your illiterate ass with it."
Sarah - "I'm sick of being told that I THINK TOO MUCH."
Noelle - ""Never take sides against the family, Fredo" - Michael Corleone, "The Godfather II"."
Jamie - "There's a dotted line where my heart should be."
Dawn - "Don't waste your time by letting someone else make you miserable....because the truth is, by letting them affect you, you're doing it to yourself"
Frances - "I've got no time for people who think 10.30am is an acceptable time for a social phone call and I'm not afraid to say it."
Anne - "I know what is important to me, and I manage every detail personally. The rest I delegate to someone with a penis."
Melanie - "Don't expect me to pick you up if you won't learn to stay up!"
Marlea - "I think the real question is... what doesn't sum up my Heartless Bitchiness?"
Sharon - "Put down your sign, take a shower and find a fucking job. You aren't too good for McDonald's."
Alice - "I don't expect anything from anyone. I already expect enough from myself."
Patricia - "Only the superior can bless the inferior. I may or may not choose to bless you when you sneeze."
Kate - "I refuse to compromise, play games or pretend for anyone. I simply don't have the time."
Lia - "I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem. -Ani DiFranco"
Kerry - "I realized its much more satisfying to get back at a person with a shit ass grin on my face, then to satisfy them with even one of my tears!!!"
Rachael - "I wouldn't hate people so much if they all stopped sucking."
Stella - "The next time someone tells me my biological clock is going to start to tick I'm gonna tell them that my clock says it's happy hour!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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