Look, I understand the value of sentimentality, but not when it pervades a culture like it does ours. I detest all things trite and pointless and sappy like the ridiculous stuff you usually see in greeting cards. I don't really like kids for much longer than, say, 30 minutes. I think that alone may qualify me as a Heartless Bitch. I have no time for silly bullshit. It looks like you have some high standards - which, by the way, the GRAMMAR and SPELLING standard is completely awesome - so, if I don't get in I am sure there is a good reason. On the other hand, I would love to be able to carry a card that proves my Heartless Bitchiness to the world. That might just be the coolest thing I have heard of in a long time! Plus, Weak of the Week? Hysterical!!! Thanks for making my day a little less ho-hum.

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