Quite frankly, I am tired of biting my cheek or holding my tongue when people whine about how hard life is and yet aren't willing to take any steps to correct the problems surrounding them. Being politically correct is a buffer for verbally smacking some idiot upside the head. I don't wanna read emails about cute puppies or Spirit Sisters or whatever. I don't care to read forwarded junk. I will lend you an ear and a shoulder when real tragedy strikes but I am drunk to the gills on all the whine out there. It seems like one could find a general response to nearly every post on any given message board:

1) He left you yet again because he knows you will be waiting like a whipped dog to take him back when he gets horny. Just like you did the past 13 times.

2) The government is not out to destroy your life. You aren't important enough, so grab a straw and suck it up.

3) Every creature on the planet has a brain. If you are bipedal, you have one of the larger brains out there. Start using it for something other than a spacer between your ears.

4) Yes, you are the MAN. Sorry, I am sure they are working on a cure for that.

5) Are you 5? No? then grow up!!

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