It takes me about 3.5 milliseconds to decide if a person is worth the energy to keep my eyes open as I listen to their inane bullshit.

Top of the eyes glazed over list?

Any woman who tells me how they had to "train" their husband - don't they realize that is it hardly a good reflection on themselves that they would talk about their life partner (and often, sperm donor) as a dog? These are the same dipshits that send you 8 kazillion forwarded emails with jokes about how guys won't ask for directions. yawn.

Of course they aren't the only ones - the list could go on and on...parents who do a shitty parenting job, people who fucked up their finances and expect the rest of us to bail them out, fucknuts who drive a hummer everywhere at 80 MPH and whimper about the cost of gas, anyone who thinks pablum like "everybody loves raymond" was funny, assholes that call everything strict "being a "________" nazi (although as a rule, the holocaust is good joke fodder, right?)... I could go on but the thought of all these mouth breathers is making me tense.

I am going to have a margarita and calm down.

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