I am a Heartless Bitch because I have been called it so many times by men who cannot handle an intelligent, beautiful, strong willed woman. I have created some snappy come backs. I give you some of my best ones:

"No, that would be your little boyfriend sucking on your dick."

"Thank you for the compliment. Why don't you try to break your neck sucking your own dick?"

And for the men who I perceive NOT to be homophobic:

"Eat my afterbirth, fucktard!" Granted, I have only used it once but it is a keeper! Divine inspiration, that's all there is to it.

I am a Heartless Bitch because I do not suffer spineless, sniveling women who either lie in a mass of spew or who cannot live without being in a relationship with a man. For those women who do not deserve the name Bitch, we should ship them off to a desolate island and let nature take its course. This would be a fine example of Darwinism and perhaps then these trolls will serve some purpose to society.

Country: United States

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