Andrea
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I didn't sit around my hometown with my
thumb stuck up my ass getting knocked up on purpose so I could avoid
accomplishing anything in life.
I am a Heartless Bitch because I didn't let my fat, bitter, loser relatives
beat me down. My crime is that I'm gorgeous.
Well guess what? I'm not fucking sorry. Too bad. But I have never
used my looks to get somewhere in life, even though I could have. That pisses
them of even more! It's all so "Clan of the Cave Bear". It takes a real little
Bitch to spring forth intact from a band of hostile fucktard losers from Gimme
Town, Bumfuck.
Finally, I am a Heartless Bitch because I hate men and women equally. I
can't stand women who hyphenate their names. Have some fucking conviction
you fence straddling twit. "Hi, my name is Heather Politically Correct-Pay My
Way Forever". Twit. No, I think your name is Heather Fucktard.
But wait, I could go on. I am also a Heartless Bitch because I'm
smarter than the people I hate and I'm unrepentant about using that against
them. Yes, I'm a hater (shock! horror!), and I just don't care whether or
not people can deal with that. Here's who I hate with glee, abandon and
caviar on top: pedophiles, child pornographers, child abusers, people who have
kids even though they can't support them, animal abusers, strippers, internet
skanks, and all sex workers in general. I hate men who watch internet porn that
depicts the abuse of women, and I hate the women who participate in that shit
even more. Oh! I like watching rodeos and so I can see the cowboy get the living
shit kicked out of him. I think it's funny.
Know what I think should happen to sleazy trash who let their animals breed
litter after litter, then repeatedly dump them off at the animal shelter?
I think excrement like that should be dragged by the neck back to the freezer
and shown what's inside.
Not convinced yet that I am a Heartless Bitch? Then you are fucking
stupid.
Country: United States
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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