Beth
I am a Heartless Bitch because I should come with a WARNING LABEL. Warning: This person may cause skin irritations, bloating or black eyes. More serious side effects include migraines, severe stomach cramps, loss of limbs or death. Use at your own risk. Do not drive or operate machinery until you know how this person will effect you.
I am a Heartless Bitch because I REFUSE to handle WIMPS. Oh, you're cold in your tank top and shorts? It's fucking winter, you jackass. Wear a coat! My ex-boyfriend used to cry more than a toddler who just got his toy taken away. Why? Because I wanted to sleep in my OWN BED for once. Why don't you gather up all those tears and make a pool to go DROWN in?
I am also a Heartless Bitch because I broke up with that same ex-boyfriend the day after my birthday. Why? He wanted to make me a KEY to his PARENTS' HOUSE. Denied.
I am a Heartless Bitch because I once had a friend tell me I'm "too assertive." Guys LIKE a little challenge. Don't get mad, because I have bigger BALLS than you do! And if you liked that, then I'm sure you'll love me then when I "assert" THIS right into your ASS.
I am a Heartless Bitch because I HATE when people try to SHOVE their friendship onto someone. "Heeyy! You know them?! Let me get their numberrr." Bitch, shove it up the tailpipe. You want their number, you get it your-DAMN-self. I REFUSE to let you go through MY phone just so you can add on another point for having "so many TRUE (bullshit, fake, don't-give-a-shit-about-you) friends."
I am also a Heartless Bitch because I can't STAND the desperate fools who put up with bullshit. He's not answering his phone because he DOESN'T LIKE you. Calling him over and over again, hoping he'll EVENTUALLY get annoyed and answer it, is going to get you NOWHERE except slapped in the forehead with a RESTRAINING ORDER.
And finally, I am a Heartless Bitch because I will NOT put up with GUILT TRIPS. "I've been so happy since I met you.. How can you leave me?!" You're right. I have been SUCH a fool! How AWFUL of me to put MY happiness before YOURS!
Country: United States
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