A couple things launch me straight into orbit. First? I have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to incompetence. While I will certainly commend someone for trying, I expect him/her to learn from mistakes and not graduate to complete ineptitude. We all learn from our errors, but repeat blunders annoy the piss out of me, and that little factoid about me is widely known! I have left many an embarrassed dipshit in my verbal wake. Second? I have no use for whiny little Bitches, especially the male variety. I'll leave a sniveling girly-girl cowering with a glare, but a man? I've offered on several occasions to hold a guy's jockstrap while he tries to figure out where to stick the tampon I've just handed him. Does that make me a Heartless Bitch? You're damn right it does, but you can never accuse me of breeding inefficiency! It's been said I have a bigger penis than most guys; at least mine's a prettier color and doesn't ever suffer from whiskey-dick.

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