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You know the best thing about being more clever than the average person is just how fucking hilarious stupid people are. No really, I don't dislike them so much as I am thankful to the universe that I get the chance to flex my superhero Bitch qualities. Like laughing uncontrollably at "inappropriate" times. Well asshole, don't be so goddamn funny then!
For example, at a recent family wedding the brides speech was nothing short of spectacular. For fucks sake, how you manage to get the words "anal retentive" into a speech about the joy of love? That's an innuendo if I ever heard one. Ha! Snuck two in! Fuck I'm clever. Unfortunately my dear father and I were the only ones amused by this idiots rant and enjoyed the rest of the night by knocking back a few scotches and quietly giving shit to all the guests. The bridal waltz was to a Jessica Simpson song. I think I just vomited into my mouth.
Oh yeah, and also raunch culture can kiss my perfectly round ass. Since when has being cheap counted as "empowerment"? I love how that word gets used like a brand new toothbrush up the bottom. Hey, I'm all for getting in touch with the "inner goddess" by pole dancing you're way to "new you", but you can't get lobster thermidore out of a can of tuna. Get a life.
A Heartless Bitch does not stand around using stupid clichés like "all men are bastards" or "all men are the same". No darling, YOU are the same. YOU are the bastard for making me listen to your banal speech.
Clichés are one of the seals of mediocrity. Yes, they do exist for a reason, but that reason is not to convey how limited your imagination is.
Sometimes good people have to go through some bad shit. A Heartless Bitch never considers the victim route because there is just not enough time. It takes too much energy and we need all the energy we can get to be Heartless Bitches.
Country: Australia
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