To all doormats, pussies, dicks, pricks, people pleasers, and to my mother:

Please understand, I have the best of intentions. If there were a more sheep-friendly way to get my point across the threshold of your complacent, drone-mindedness without offending your delicate sensibilities, (and by not having to genuflect in it's presence) I would still be as blunt as a punch in the face. Yes yes, I am as Heartless and cruel as they come, a regular raging, opinionated Bitch no less. My raison d'etre is to be as offensive as I possibly can, by not feeding you or feeding from your plate of varied tripe. Which is an affectation of smarm and cheesiness, packed between the buns of buttered toast. I know, woe is you for being as sick as you are from ingesting such crap... how you manage to walk around upright after that is beyond me.

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