Michele
I am a Heartless Bitch because I REFUSE to date single dads or back down on
my stance that I am never going to breed.
When I was a teenager I became the "Condom Crusader"-passing them to
my peers at parties and preaching prevention. (Although I may have
passed out too many, because I swear a few of those kids must have made fucking
balloon animals with them and then had unprotected sex: Some of those gals got
pregnant the very night I passed them a handful!)
I laugh when guys think that they can trick me into motherhood
:Like they're going to fuck me so good that I'll put down all my life's goals
and dreams and to raise kids instead, and be pleased as fucking punch for the
privilege! Hah!
I am on the alert when dating for the act guys put on to try to land a
willing incubator for "Project Mini-Me" (because they all want
SONS-every-stinking-one-of-them.) I explicitly inform would-be dates that
I won't give in to and am no stranger to begging , anger, guilt, marriage
proposals, offers of money and endless other sabotage attempts at
hijacking my reproductive system; so they can just snip their tubes now if they
want something serious later.
I have refused four offers of marriage, because I refuse to be in an
intimate relationship based not solely on my worth as a partner, but my ability
to BREED! If they knew me at all, they wouldn't have bothered
proposing: I don't like children, don't want children and have no interest
in having children! I never have and never will!
I don't buy the pre-fab guilt trips I get from parents who can't be
comfortable around someone who isn't validating their choice. It's
become downright boring when a member of the Cult of Parenthood starts in on how
cruel I am for not unconditionally loving the product of someone else's
mistakes; " Sorry honey! I just don't feel the need to raise
other people's children!" Is my standard response.
I laugh at those fear mongering types who try to scare me into these
doomed relationships with comments like "It'll be so hard to find a single man
at your age who doesn't have or want kids!" How fucking condescending is
that: "It'll be HARD therefore don't bother, you'll undoubtedly fail, and you
MUST have a man to be happy, after all-you're 31 and that's SO OLD!"
Listen people: The only biological clock I worry about is the one
that has to do with outliving my retirement fund, so unless you've got some hot
financial advice-fuck off!!
Recently my mother was daydreaming out loud about being a
grandmother, and when I told her for the ten-thousandth time that it
wasn't going to happen, she pulled out some of her best material and said: "But
WHO is going to take care of you when you get old?"
I immediately responded with; "The same people that will be taking
care of you when you get old; people that are PAID to do it."
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