For the week of Jul 7, 2008
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Nat - "I'd rather be a pariah and have my self-respect and integrity, than be popular and without."
Jen - "I'm a realist not a romantic. Don't waste my time with all that fluffy shit."
Maxine - "I'm no more of a Heartless Bitch than every other woman on the planet. I've just stopped pretending not to be one! Try it...it's cool!"
Heather - "I don't give a shit what "Bitch" has fucked you over in the past, if everything I do is in relation to what "bastards" have done to me in the past you'd be lucky not to find your dick in the garbage disposal."
Nantic - "I don't have room for lame dogs so go whine elsewhere"
Lorna - "I try hard and grab life by the balls because if I don't, no one will waste their time doing it for me."
Danielle - "It's funny that you think I give a shit when I've been staring at you blankly and taking exaggerated glances at the nearest clock through the entirety of this painful excuse for a conversation."
Claudia - "Nice girl sure... stupid NEVER."
Tannis - "Put your big girl panties on princess and suck it up."
Ayfer - "I hate pink, I hate red but I love black."
Nastassia - "I am a cynical, hyper-critical, angry Bitch and I'm proud of it."
Lucia - "They say I have penis envy, but I think I'd rather my tits be bigger."
Tiffany - "I'm not a cold-hearted Bitch at all. I simply just don't get the typical warm, fuzzy feelings that most people get when listening to bulls**t."
Jill - "Don't ask me out if you can't change your own oil while discussing international politics."
Ronnie - "If I'm a spinster for the rest of my life, MY arms will keep me warm on cold and lonely nights"~ Kimya Dawson (tire swing)
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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