Rebecca
I never used to be a bitch. I was at first, an annoying little spineless blob of pony-loving jelly. Then I discovered feminism, bypassed Heartless Bitch status and became an arsehole who thought that women are inherently better than men and that anybody who didn't think so was a sexist, back-to-the-50s loser. Fortunately, that phase only lasted a few months, before I realised that it really wasn't a particularly positive trait.
So now I'm almost seventeen. I've never had a boyfriend (except for the battery-operated type, wink wink) and don't especially want one. Girls my age tend to have boyfriend after boyfriend - usually similar-looking, similar personalities and self-professed "nice guys" (bleaurgh) so they're basically dating clones - and if you don't, people think you're a lesbian. Let them think it! Fuck them. If I wanted a boyfriend, he would be kind, funny, and feministic, and I don't think that there are many teenage boys like that. I'm willing to wait.
So I've told you about myself, but not why I am a Heartless Bitch.
Because I speak my mind.
Because I have a sex drive, but have the NERVE to get myself off rather than screwing the nearest available guy.
Because I don't like double standards.
Because I think intelligence is sexy.
Because I am who I am, and you know what? If you have a problem with that, I don't care. I would rather be hated for being myself than loved for being somebody else.
Country: Australia
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