Robin
I wear my big girl panties and deal with shit.
I'm 0% plastic and wish to be Bitch slapped if I ever show even a smidge of
plastic.
I think pink is overrated and is best left as the color of a pig's asshole,
not as the color of my lips, or sheets. All I'd think about was the snorting
o-ring!
And flowers, I don't need flowers to feel special, I just have to look at
my kids, my GPA, the lives I've saved as an EMT, and the satisfied look on my
lover's face.
Oh, and diamonds are definitely not my best friend.
Matching accessories? Complementing decor? Martha Stewart? I've got more
important things to do than worry about petty details. I missed Oprah? Or the
View? My life will surely not end, and I have no problem passing you the blade
to do yourself in - remember, cut down the road, not across the highway!
Puh-lease!
I have no tolerance for sympathy sex, nor do I want to know anyone who
falls for it.
I refuse to have a cute little puppy in a rhinestone carrier, especially if
her name is Malibu :gag:
I don't say 'I'm sorry ...' I can't stand apologetic people, and I
especially wish to pimp slap anyone who :tries: to play innocent puppy dog eyes
and whip out the crocodile tears. Fuck em!
I don't order a Grande skinny vanilla latte, I order a black coffee and
watch as people think my order is bizarre. Fuck em!
I'm a strong and independent woman who takes no shit from anyone. If
someone can't give me an answer on something I need, I find someone who will, no
matter how long it takes. I'm relentless and can handle my own problems, I don't
need someone to handle things for me - and I don't pass the buck.
Blah!
I never lose an argument. I feel pity for the person who thinks they can
take me on and last more than five minutes.
I'm a beautiful woman and don't have to wear cherry red blow job lips to
get the attention I deserve. I just use the C-word and I've got full attention
of the people I need to be listening. Oh yeah, people who are offended by the
word cunt need to get over it. Jack asses!
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