Saskia
I'm a Heartless Bitch because...
... child labour is illegal, no girls work in this office
... tits do not make me any better (or worse) at answering the phone or
making coffee
... if I don't tell you your argument is fallacious, others will realise
you are stupid, very, very soon.
... eating well and exercising will make you look better, no amount of
magical pills, potions or lotions will, ever.
... I'll only help if asked; I will not interfere while you idiotically
carry on doing the same stupid things, over and over again. I need something to
amuse me.
... if you insist on dating blithering idiots/misogynist/airheads, not only
will I not befriend them, I will seriously consider the value of our friendship.
But don't worry, I won't beat around the bush about it.
... I have morals and standards that I have set for myself, and while these
may change as I grow, I will not compromise on them, ever.
... getting older is not a sin, nor is it evil, and I will not fall for the
fucking bullshit spouted by fashion magazines or Hollywood. Wrinkles show that I
have laughed and cried, and that I still can, unlike those Botox bunnies.
... I am entitled to an opinion and lifestyle and choices, other than
yours. And much like you not wanting to hear about mine, I really don't want to
hear about yours.
... I have feelings and moods, which I can and will express, and they are
completely independent of where in my cycle I am.
... cynicism is a virtue.
... this is my body, brain and soul, I am responsible for what goes in and
what comes out, so it remains my right to choose what I do with it.
... I will hold you responsible for your actions, whether you blame your
parent or society or not.
... if you want somebody to look after you, hire a nurse.
... if you do something silly, I will laugh.
... I don't react well to sarcasm, but it is one game where I will win, and
you will cry like the immature idiot you so clearly are.
... it sure as hell ain't an attitude problem.
... finally, life is just too short not to be.
Country: South Africa
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