I'm a Heartless Bitch because...

When introduced to La Boheme at the tender and romantic age of 16, I thought they should just stop whining and get jobs.

When a guy telephones and says "I'm bored, wanna hang out?", my response is "Get a hobby."

When an acquaintance announces an engagement, my response is "Yeah, okay, we knew that."

When recently separated men vie for feminine sympathy, I vocally side with the ex.

When a dirty-old-man hopes for a bit of ego-stroking, I mention his age at the time of my birth.

When an ex sends a morose email detailing his ongoing affections, it gets forwarded to amused friends.

When a too-ardent clueless undesired admirer won't go away, fictitious letters begin appearing that mirror his cluelessness.

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