The intricacies of human relationships astound me, as well as the startlingly common idiocy that seems to surround them. I do not need to be pleasant to you just because we share some trifling bond. I just do so to spare me the time it would take to associate with you otherwise. Please understand that if you can only imitate plant life in your sentient state, please feel free to stop breathing. Because, unlike yourself, a tree can at least provide us with more oxygen. I do not like to deal with people who cannot see past their own two feet, I'd much rather be kicking them out from underneath them...

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