Well shit...I didn't even know I needed a reason. All this time I thought the Lord saw it in his good graces to make me a whole lot smarter than 90% of the rest of the brainless, boob-flashing twits I share reproductive organs with.

While my Bitchiness is an equal-opportunity offender, it seems that there's a special place reserved where my heart used to be for trifling ass women. Of course, I dislike men as well, but I am more willing to forgive them for being complete retards since for the most part they are inherently and pre-genetically wired to be idiots. How can you not find my clit after I practically drew you a fucking picture, complete with pointy arrows and diagrams?!

But I digress. To be quite honest, I really am a nice and compassionate person, however as a result of spending 26 years on a planet inhabited by creatures with the intellectual capacity of a flea, I have come to the conclusion that my survival and mental health are directly related to me telling people exactly how fucking stupid they are. Given that I have the patience of a speed-addict on Ritalin, I feel that an accepted application to HBI will allow me to rid the world of stupidity on Heartless rant at a time, while allowing my inner Bitch to flourish.

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