Brandi
I've always been myself. My husband has known me for 16 years and he knew when we got married that there would be no little wife in an apron. He does laundry, cooks, does dishes and baby sits--WHILE holding a job. Just like I do. I have no tolerance for whining babies and when I get a call from one all I can really say is, "I'd love to cry with you but you brought this stupid bullshit on yourself...AGAIN." I have ONE best friend...because most of the other women my age around here make me ill with their 1950's behaviour. I'm an ex Pentecostal turned PROUD PAGAN and believe me, I get enough shit for that on a daily basis. After hearing me explain to my step mother, the difference between a young woman working to pay for her education and one changing majors every year to avoid getting off her mother's tit, my father now refers to me as "His lil Bitch".
Songs that women put out about that perfect guy make me queasy cause let's get real, we don't want a pussy for a man...the ones men put out about the things they would do for a woman make me piss my pants laughing...cause we all know that just as girls will be girls, boys will be boys. My favourite past times include having drinks with my best friend and laughing at the total douches in this town, being the "slap of reality" for my friends that have life issues (haha..life issues...that's what they call it, I just call it a shitty day), and teaching my daughters that being the nice girl may be the nice thing to do but being a Bitch is the natural thing.
Country: United States
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