After recently going on an University "Pub Crawl" I quickly realised that the number of people needing a beating to the frontal lobe with an ice pick was far greater than I had previously thought. Whether it was the "Are you going to buy me a drink? (tee hee hee)" from the generic, plastic damsels with cup sizes exceeding their IQ, the homophobic meat-heads who felt that the most appropriate response to seeing a gay friend of mine dancing was to continuously invade his personal space until people weren't quite sure whether they hated him or were trying to pick him up or the incessant whining of losers (of both sexes) with no sense of personal dignity or self esteem who just "have to find someone to go home with tonight" or they'll never come out again, I knew I had to become a member of HBI so I too had the right to say "Get the fuck over it or get your issues off my fucking planet!".

Country: Australia

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