My grrlfriend, my adopted psychic-big sister and my best friend from
college (female) have read the rants on my web site
(http://home1.gte.net/lestat7/) and all demanded that I nominate myself
for membership based on what they read. I'm not really sure why... I
only speak the truth about the more lecherous and/or disgusting
tendencies of men and society in general, from the inadequacies of
rapists to more gentle topics like why men compulsively channel surf.
My bitchiness is not limited to my web site, though. I've been noted
(and feared) for an impeccable sense of timing and imagination when
dealing with those foolish mortals who have dared to annoy me.
For example, when a friend of mine would not shut up about how empty
his e-mailbox was and how he wanted so desperately to get more mail,
I sent him a nice long message... one word at a time. Oh how his face
lit up to see over a hundred new messages in his mailbox! It was even
more fun to see it gradually replaced by a look of confusion that only
puppies are normally capable of, followed by the inevitable grim-faced
slow burn.
So, even though I'm a guy, I do revel in my finely-tuned and carefully
timed displays of bitchiness, and all the women in my life have
wholehearted encouraged my behavior. I must hang out with the right
crowd! If being an intelligent, independent thinker with a fine
appreciation for sarcasm and well-tuned bullshit detector make me a
bitch, then count me in!
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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