More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Anthony - "'Trust me' (hetermale term for bend-over)"
Carol - "Don't tell me how fuggin tired you are until you lived HERE."
Tracy - "So I made you cry...that'll be seventy dollars."
Helene - "Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So... which is the dumber sex?"
Debbie - "I am in touch with my inner bitch!!!"
Roseann - "Fuck 'em & cook 'em!"
Barbvegas - "Geeks messaging me BEWARE !!! I'll eat you for dinner."
Meg - "THIS is my space.......STAY OUT OF IT!!!"
ÅSk - "No, Dear. These Are The Muscles I developed from punching out guys like you."
Lori - "Accept me as I am, or accept that you are narrow-minded."
Ashley - "Brutal honesty: A Heartless Bitch who is telling the truth."
Cedreka - "I'd try to see things from your point-of-view, but I can't get my head that far up mt ass!"
Sadie - "Life's a bitch, play hard."
Glenna - "I am not a bitch, I am simply more rational than you'll ever be."
Ayala - "Men can be useful sometimes, later they must dress up again."
Annie - "Don't tell me length without girth. Who wants a 8 inch toothpick?"
Dea - "Nice arrival, now let's see your departure asshole."
Beth - "Don't whine to me how difficult motherhood is...you made the choice to have kids."
Renee - "The "helpless woman" act needs to go, along with the women who use it!"
Jaclyn - "I'm a bitch --nuff said"
Nicole - "If you can't change it shut up. If you can change it, change it and shut up."
Milo - "Yeh, yeh, yeh, what is your fucking point anyway!?"
Carolyn - "That's Ms. Bitch to you, buster!"
Kerri - "You don't have to like me; you just have to kiss my ass!!!!!"
Deanna - "It's always better to be pissed off than pissed on."
Sage - "It's not the words that pain me, it's the stupidity of the person talking."
Suzanne - "I don't suffer fools gladly."
Lise - "Bubba get outta my face!"
Vale. - "Quit whinging at me, I have a perfectly good life of my own...I don't need yours."
Janice - "I am constantly bitcy because I am surrounded by assholes."
Debby - "I am a woman, I can push a living being out of my body and have it rely on me for 18 years, so don't think you can intimidate me!"
Meagan - "No, I'm not a @#$%ing broken record!!!! I only play one on TV!!!!"
Tanja - "Move faster or get out of my way."
Birgit - "If I am a lady, you are superman."
T.shawley - "I'm tired of men overpromising and UNDER delivering!!!"
Hillary - "They're nice when they're around but I'm nicer when they're not!"
Darraugh - "I've always been told that 2 heads are better than 1, but I haven't met a man that's proved it yet!"
Tressa - "Fine, cry, threaten suicide for the 20th time. I'll come right over and make sure I bring the instrument you need, so I know that you are serious this time."
Ann - "Life would be a lot easier if I'd been born beautiful and shallow."
Roiann - "If you attempt to touch me in an improper way and without any invitation, I'll tear your arm off and shove it up your ass!"
Judy - "Love your enemies, in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards."
Julie - "She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity." --Flannery O'Connor, "Good Country People"
Jeani - "I've spent all day dealing with idiots and assholes, want to know which list you're on?"
Candace - "Ye Wanna Rock, Chicken Stock?! If yer gonna play, at least yer playin with the best....."
Erin - "People wonder why I'm such a bitch, well listen to yourself for a while and you'll understand."
Lauren - "Why did the man cross the road? Might as well ask: Why do men do anything?"
Evandra - "get over it"
Texas - "'Don't give a damn 'bout my reputation. You're living in the past, it's a new generation. A grrrl can do what she wants to and that's what I'm gonna do.' -Joan Jett"
Holly - "Sure, we'll go out sometime... in your WETTEST DREAMS, mother F@$%ER!!"
Jan - "You're Ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day."
Joan - "Live life Passionately.. or don't bother stepping near."
Jennifer - "If you don't want to sing soprano, bozo, then I suggest you get out of my way."
Machell - "I am a bitch, love me or leave me."
Tammy - "Proud to be a bitch, and proud to show it."
Z.m. - "Guys tell me I'm too emotional. Like they would know what emotion is."
Heidi - "You like what you see, dial 1 800 you wish!!!!"
Meg - "Excuse me sir, but your IQ is showing."
Alycen - "The next time I catch one of you slimy, algae-sucking, gill-breathing bottom-feeders I'll squeeze your pathetic green guts from your mouth faster than you can whine "mommy"."
Tracie - "Men with "I love you, I need you baby" whiney ass attitudes are like buses. There is always one right behind the one stopped...so NEXXXXXT."
Julie - "Don't fuck with me, I'm never in the mood."
Jeanne - "I have a brain and a sense of humor and I am not afraid to use them!"
Myranda - "Stupidity is an infectious disease--the good thing is, it can be gotten rid of by carrying pepper spray."
Terri - "Consider yourself the Vice-President of Sex and Music - When I want your fucking opinion, I'll whistle!"
Lauri - "Hang men upside down and they all look alike."
Barbara - "A man is a great thing to have, after you train him."
Sienna - "If you find me obnoxious, then I'm doing something right."
Jenne - "If you were a real man you'd appreciate more than breasts and stupidity."
Jennifer - "If you really want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
Michelle - "The world steps aside for a man who knows what he's after. The whole damn universe better step aside for me."
Heather - "I'd rather be too much woman for a man than his stupid little girl."
Pam - "Used to think stupidity was gender oriented, now I know better."
Dorothy - "I'm a bitch, and I'll be the first person to admit it. But I'll be damned if I let a man call me one!"
Margaret - "It does not say "honey" on my birth certificate you little weasel!"
Vicky - "I'd slap you... but shit splatters."
Gemma - "'I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.' -Helen Fielding"
Nikole - "I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever have."
Quechua - "Get a life of your own and get out of mine."
Vikki - "You're wasting your time honey, I want a bloke not a joke."
Deana - "Do I have FUCK ME written on my forehead?"
Therese - "I am a woman, the rest of y'all are little girls."
Jesse - "I can run a man's world and still have time to make babies."
Maria - "Plain BITCH!!!"
Christine - "The hell you can do anything for me... If I wanted anything done, I'd have done it!"
Adele - "The world is full of the self-righteous, but no solutions!!"
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