More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Sue McGarvie - "Does that penis come in adult size???"
Alison - "My favorite mode of torture is logical argument."
Amanda - "Touch me again and Mr. Winky becomes Mr. Pretzel. Get it?!"
Breana - "Yes, I actually DO know how to castrate someone. Would you like a demonstration?"
Cassie - "Me? A tease? No. That's BITCH, baby."
Jennifer - "That's why we have a mouth and two legs...to tell them to fuck off and LEAVE."
Kara - "Why don't you go sit in the corner and evolve?"
Kathryn - "Sweet as an angel, until you piss me off."
Kymberliee - "It's not that I don't care, it's just that you don't matter."
Martin - "Kiss my snuggluppable, cutiewumptious, fluffy, pink, bunny-lumped ass!"
Michele - "I can be a Heartless Bitch sometimes.....so?!?!"
Morriah - "OXYMORON: Dumb bitch. We have our reasons...your stupidity!"
Nicole - "Your slimy personality is preceded only by your even slimier libido." (while being said in the sweetest voice I can muster up)
Patricia - "Bitch you say, you've made my day, but that's GRAND BITCH to you, thank you!"
Robyn - "I do not feel sorry for those that keep getting in the same situation, over and over again...and then getting stomped all over themselves."
Chris - "I don't have time for whining, complaining,or self-pity from myself or others in my life. We're all dealt our hands, play yours or get a new one!"
Erika - "Wherever there is a bitch, there must be whiner... or did you think one could exist without the other?!?"
Francie - "You're breathing my air asshole!!"
Sophie - "If don't take your hand off me, you will draw back a nub."
Chynna - "Every time you open your mouth...some idiot starts talking."
Dria - "If you can't respect my ideas, I expect you can find a suitable kitchen for me to meet you in; cuz you're toast."
Erin - "We haven't come a long way, we've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us 'baby'."
Heather - "Hmmm...I don't recall getting a tattoo on my forehead that says, 'I care.'"
Jeanette - "When I say JUMP...the husband complies...the trick is getting him near the open window!"
Kate - "Oh dear...I'm sorry. Did I convey the impression of caring? That was actually extreme boredom and total disinterest in your self pitying, utterly pointless bleating! Now kindly shut up and go away."
Lacy - "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
Meg - "I don't want to act like the 'typical' American girl just to satisfy others"
Ronda - "I am trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!!!"
Tracy - "Could you be a little more vague please?"
Valerie - "NO, I won't relax!"
Wendy - "I believe in not taking SHIT from anyone and being true to yourself. If that means someone's ego gets hurt ... SAD!"
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