More Real-Life Heartless Bitches
(For the week of January 25, 1998)
Nia - "I am proud to be a woman in control of my own destiny."
Vanessa - "I quite enjoy people calling me "a bitch". I have the sharp feeling it's gonna be one of the few completely sincere things I'll ever hear from them!"
Laura - "You don't lick it, we don't kick it!"
Janna - "I would rather have interesting enemies than boring friends"- Diego Rivera
Ronnie - "WHEN LIFE THROWS ME A CURVE...I RIDE IT !!!"
Claiborne - "If I loved you for your brains, Sir...I'd fuck you in the ear."
Jenn - "I have become the kind of man I've always wanted to marry" - (paraphrased from Gloria Steinem)
Sue - "I am the little kid who tells the emperor his bare ass is hanging out!"
Debby - "If I'm going to go through menopause, I want everyone to go with me."
Cassandra - "Who needs men when you can just clone?"
Luzdeluna - "It's just a dick thing."
Lara - "Don't be humble, you're not that great."
Albe - "If I've offended you, remind me to add you to the list of people and things that should be blown to bits."
Veronica - "I have no sympathy for a woman that can't get through life without a MAN."
Aviva - To quote Madonna: "I'm tough, ambitious and know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay."
Beth - "(Playing dumb): Um.. I'm sorry to bother you, mister, but could you please give this (handing over diaphragm) to your wife? She left it on my bathroom sink."
Bonnie - "Go pop a stiffy and masturbate in the closet for all I care!"
Brenda - "Ok, so because I cheated on you I'm a slut, but when you cheated on me you were a "player" ( like that's supposed to be a good thing). Get a clue asshole!"
Carol - "God got my periods reversed. About every 28 days I start acting nice....lasts about a weekend."
Carrie - "Children are my forte, especially the one's aged 20-40 and have a penis."
Chantel - "It's ironic: I'm supposed to adapt myself, be easy and sweet, take care of all the household things- and the "REWARD" should be a man."
Dana - "Just go stick your dick in a donut and leave me the hell alone."
Erica - "You walked all the way over here to call me a bitch I could have told you that shit and saved you a trip. And my favorite: "I am not a pretty girl that is not what I do, I ain't no damsel in distress and I don't want to be rescued."(Ani DiFranco)"
Fleur - "Uh-huh. Explain to me again why I'm here?"
Heywood - "No one is cheated without their permission"
Hillery - "I despise people who own dogs because they lack the courage to bite people themselves."
Jan - "Testosterone poisoning is the direct cause of the decline of civilization."
Jessica - "Fuck you, I wear 6-inch heels."
Jill - "Don't piss me off, because you have to sleep sometime"
Kaileen - "Tell someone who cares."
Kristin - "Sit down Mr, I will do your hair, makeup and nails, put you in a dress and high heels, but you will only LOOK smart! To BE smart you will need surgery!!!!!"
Linda - "It's people/attitudes like that who give being a bitch a bad name."
Mango - "It's none of your damn business what color my panties are, ya loser!"
Marissa - "You want me to do what??? Honey, you can't afford me!"
Mary - "What do you mean "we"? Does your dick have a name?"
Miriam - "Call me when the planet you live on establishes communication with Earth."
Orly - "Life is short and you are a waste of my precious time"
Rikki - "The only reason men have attitudes is to make up for what they don't have in their pants."
Robin - "Don't ask me for my opinion if you don't want the truth. I don't sugar-coat for anyone!"
Stephanie - "How would you like my foot broken off in your ass?"
Sailor - "Diet? What do you have to lose? You already lost your mind!"
Jamie - "Here's .35¢...........go call someone who cares"
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