More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(For February 17, 1998)
Sonia - "If "men" are from Mars and "women" are from Venus, what the fuck are they doing on my planet?"
Keri - "We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart."
Allison - "Feminine intelligence, assertiveness, determination and confidence separate the girls from the women, and if it weeds out the boys from the men, so much the better!"
Daniel - "Who are you to tell me what I can and cannot think, feel and do?"
Annie - "I can only assume the reason you are still wearing the hairshirt you are complaining about is because deep down you like the discomfort. That, or worse, you just love being able to complain."
Lauren - "So you're intimidated by me? Good. Thanks for saving me the effort of getting to know you better."
Eadie - "There aren't any hard women, just soft men" - Raquel Welch
Netra - "Women are like tea bags. You have NO IDEA of how strong they are until you put them in hot water..."- Nancy Reagan
Rebecca - "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely fool proof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
Absinthe - "If I wanted it, I'd ask for it."
Lindsey - "I don't care who he thinks he is- I will NOT play with it nearly as much as he wants me to."
Johanna - "The one thing that's important, is not how you've gotten into a crisis, but how you get out of it."
The - "Two tears in a bucket; motherfuck it."
Marsha - "Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn how to fly."
Hannah - "Keep looking darlin'... I'm sure you'll find someone who loves you as much as you do."
Ayran - "Jealousy is to loving like asthma is to breathing : just because most people around us are wheezing and choking doesn't mean that that's a healthy natural human condition !"
Mary - "Never helpless but always independent-give me space!!"
Linnea - "I already have an asshole, so I guess that means I don't need you."
Kathryn - "Give yourself a hard on. Don't expect me to."
Tricia - "No, I'm not in a bad mood asshole, you're just annoying me!"
Lindy - "Dicks on the table - we've seen them, don't need them."
Lisa - "I'm Over It."
Kimberly - "I'll give you a nice shiny quarter if you'll go away..."
Sandra - "You wouldn't know a lesbian if she sat on your face, moron."
Carrie - "Trust NO ONE, especially men!"
Linda - "Queen of the Universe"
Laura - "If you don't like my attitude then why are you still talking to me?"
Betz - "Just put "bitch" on the back of my turnout gear. I will take care of the rest........"
Pisspuss - "Your ex has a good reason why she's your ex."
Melissa - "Men really only have two faults...what they do and what they say."
~*Delilah*~ - "Bend over, I'll drive!"
Sara - "You want to see heaven? Well, die then!"
Leonie - "I want to be the girl with most cake!" (Doll Parts Courtney Love)
Nina - "It's my way or up your ass.. so what's it gonna be sweetheart?"
Angie - "Hey asshole...I'm not a fucking doll...I'm not here to just sit and look pretty."
Christine - "Know how to tell the skeezy guy from the out-and-out pig? Next time a guy asks you out, just tell him you'd rather masturbate yourself with a cheese grater than go out with him. The skeezy ones will turn white and walk away, maybe even pass out. The pig will say "Can I watch?""
Nancy - "If you don't want to know what I think, don't ASK me!"
Pamela - "Either help or get the hell out of my bed!!"
Chrissy - "I may be a BITCH but I am the PICK OF THE LITTER!!!!!"
Maria - ""he animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for whites or women for men."- Alice Walker
Nophi - "Intimidating by nature...Diva by choice!"
Katt - "Quit your sniveling, find another."
Anne - "I'm not here to make YOU feel good."
Deb - "Sure men have feelings, who cares."
Jane - "You want to "DOG" me? Then all I have to say is "BOW-WOW", Bitch On Wheels-Woman On the Warpath! WATCHOUT!!!"
Jen - "A man with a great body is nice but a man without a great mind AND some "drive" is a pissbrain WASTE OF SKIN."
Collette - "Its taken me 27 long ass years to become this much of a bitch so sit the hell down and shut up."
Nicole - "Self-Love is the Only love."
Gabi - "I may be a bitch, but I am NOT YOUR bitch!!!!!! Get a dog!"
Teresa - "I LIKE being called a BITCH.... Makes me know I'm doing my JOB right."
Aimee - "I Ride My StreetBike Through the City. YEAH!!! I DRIVE that big ass bike! Don't wink, don't honk, don't pull next to me and ask me stupid shit, I will only flip you off !~! DIG?????????"
Silk - "There is no next time, second chance or time out ~ don't even think about it!"
Lori - "Once I was called a psychotic bitch, they have Prozac for the psychosis but the bitch part is incurable. (and I like it that way)"
Shug - "I would love to find a man who is basically smarter than me."
Heather - "Your story has truly touched my heart, you have my deepest sympathy. now FUCK OFF and stop bothering me!!!!"
Crys - "Because Bitch REALLY means Being In Total Control of Him!"
Carole - "If you did it, say so, and take the consequences."
Erin - "Penis Envy?!!! F@*k you Freud!"
Alyssa - "I'd cut your balls off if you had any to start with."
Stephanie - "I'm a BITCH because I CAN BE!"
Sunny - "I'd rather be right than get laid."
Makeda - "I would, but that would require you to raise your standards."
Elysia - "There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and MY way."
Kathy - "If taking charge of your life makes me a bitch , then I am definitely the Queen Bitch of all time!!"
Valk - "No, I *don't* believe I have an attitude problem... Me and my attitude get along *just* fine, thanks!"
Heather - "Just because I SEEM to be dancing ALONE, doesn't give you an open invitation to come over and rub your nasty self all over me."
Donna - "I am in total control at all times."
Heather - "I don't have time for the nervous breakdown that I so richly deserve."
Kathy - "Stupidity isn't a disease on you it's like ugly ....all over"
Connie - "If you get Defensive with me ,it's only because you know that I am right!"
Cheri - "Men..you can't live with them, you can't live without....No, fuck 'em. Don't live with them!"
Emily - "If you don't appreciate who I am, you can kiss my lily-white ass."
Mo - "I am still pissed that my parents saved money for my wedding as opposed to my college education."
Jamie - "I am NOT a bitch! That's Mega-Bitch to you, jerk-off!"
Danielle - "Close your legs for God's sake....your breath smells...."
Tristan - "Fuck society, just use a condom and charge the going rate."
Natalie - "Please, Underestimate Me!! There is nothing I would like better than to step on your ass so I can reach the next rung as I climb the ladder of success!!"
Cbliveoak - "It is dangerous to be sincere, unless one is also stupid." George Bernard Shaw
Susan - "Out of my way fool--or I'll reach into your chest, remove your heart, and send it to the nearest transplant team!"
Debbie - "We are our choices" - Jean-Paul Sartre
Paige - "I am a Heartless Bitch because I like who I am and I take responsibility for what I do - whether right or wrong."
Trauma - "Go away gobshite - do you think I have "Desperate for Boyfriend" tattooed on my forehead???"
Myrna - "And the same to you Dear, with bells on!"
Kathi - "If I just wanted to get fucked, I would have stay married."
Christina - "You tried to slit your wrist? oh. next time you decide to slit your wrist, do it the right way by taking the razor diagonally, not across. I want to see some blood next time god damnit."
Tara - "Why do men have bigger brains than dogs? So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Kelly - "People don't hate me because I'm beautiful, they have other reasons."
Shayna - "You're nothing but a waste of good organ tissue!!"
Nico - "I am me."
Pat - "Your head is so far up your ass that it's coming up out of your neck, but you still can't see because there's too much shit!"
Leanne - "Woman, grow some ovaries! Don't take no shit from no one!"
Marci - "I teach Bitch101, and it's time for class, asshole!"
Cyndil - "You want to know what it feels like to be addressed dear..or bunny..... just let me grab my shot gun and we'll go out to an open field so you can find out."
Monika - "Everyone brings us happiness - some by arriving. Some by leaving."
Elizabeth - "I was not made to please, I was made to survive; if you don't like it, then don't waste yours or my time."
Morticia - "I'd kick your balls through your brains - if you had either .... honey !"
Magda - "I know my value and no fucken asshole can change it."
Tammy - "The fastest way to a man's heart is by tearing a hole through his ribcage."
Eric - "When someone says, I didn't ask you, I say, "This opinion was free. Next time you'll have to pay for it.""
Danielle - "I'm a bitch and I'm good at it; practice makes perfect!!"
Monique - "A woman of positive aggression cannot live amongst negative regression"
Jayne - "I am sweet and innocent and a perfect little angel....oooops now where did I put that halo??"
Nicole - "I have no sympathy for the ignorant."
Lee - "Rather be alone, thanks."
Chrissy - "You don't have to tell me I'm a bitch, I have been for years and I like it. The hours are good and there's no heavy lifting OR "Was it good for me? Sure, I haven't laughed so hard in years...""
Carla - "Improving the gene pool by thinning it out - one asshole at a time!"
Kathryn - "Chew My Fur, Asshole!"
Shayne - "Don't tell me what I think."
Jennifer - "Excuse me? Does that affect my quality of life? I didn't think so."
Karyn - "Find your own damn socks - what, you think a vagina is a homing device?!"
Stella - "Stupidity has become epidemic...I'm forever doing a double take and saying, "what the fuck?""
Thomay - "So buddy you think all women are stupid. Well as far as I can see, if that was the case you'd have a girlfriend by now. So stop waving your dick in the air!!!!"
Michelle - "No I don't want to dance. You aren't dead yet and your grave isn't on the dance floor."
Courtney - "Hi! How are you? Now get out of my face before I kill you."
Ms - "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya."
Shannon - "I think the ONLY quality time you need...is in the bathroom..BY YOURSELF.."
Regina - "I'm with you because I want to be, not because I have to be you; so appreciate me or be ready to be dismissed."
Celeste - "Don't move too much, you might break the condom."
Catastrophe - "I'm a witch, I'm a bitch, I don't care what you think. -y. ono"
Chelsea - "Men who love supermodels can't handle real women."
Diane - "Whine at me and risk a broken nose."
Melissa - "To a man: God gave you your balls... I 'earned' mine."
Donna - "I can only please one person per day... today is NOT your day; and tomorrow doesn't look good either!"
Lisa - "I refuse to accept a position on Clinton's staff."
Sassy - "You're the best baby, I am almost there.. yees yeees YEEEES OH YEAH~~~NO.."
Margaret - "And this information affects my life how?"
Ultra - ""Subtlety is an approximation of torture, the longer it drags out the more pain and suffering will be endured.""
Ufogirl - "I am extraordinarily pissed off by people who think popularity is the be-all and end-all of life; that goes for marriage, children and anything else our half-baked society likes to force on us."
Julie - "Just because I gave you my phone number doesn't mean I want you hanging on my tampon string for the rest of the night."
Shirley - "Why can't the men I meet be more like me!"
Stara - "If You want to be one of the Chosen.... simply Choose Yourself!"
Sandice - "Arrogance is Bliss"
Michelle - "I don't pretend to be something or someone I'm not, I'm a bitch right from the start!"
Heather - "Sometimes I wish stupidity was painful!!!"
Kristin - "There's no such thing as "try", either you're a bitch or you're a slave."
Dawna - "I have no use for men that can't deal with a woman's need for independence and self-sufficiency."
Sarah - "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."
Traci - "Bitch is a name for a woman who doesn't suffer fools happily."
Sherry - "I do what I want when I want and to hell with anyone who gets in my way."
Mayann - "The words Clinton least likes to hear: "Okay, my turn!""
Rick - "Why don't you take that brain and fill it with something useful?"
Taylor - "I may be a bitch, but do you really want to argue with me about it? Didn't think so."
Colleen - "I will not act cutesy and helpless just to placate your fucking ego."
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