More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(For the week of March 9, 1998)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Kimberly - "Pardon me, sir, but I can barely hear you over the sound of your knuckles dragging."
Fishnymph - "Quit whining and do something, anything!!!"
Jackie - "I don't need a penis. I have one - I just choose to let my boyfriend wear it for me!"
Kavianna - "Men always whine that we suffocate them. Personally, I think that if you can still hear them whining, you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough."
Kecia - "A bore is someone who deprives me of my solitude without providing me with companionship."
Kellene - "I know you don't have a clue.. Here's a quarter, go buy one."
Carolyn - "Honest is the best policy . . . if all you want if sex, please tell me."
Sandy - "I'm the kind of person who goes over, under, around or through any obstacle or person, that stands in my way."
Jen - "I didn't write the rule book, don't expect me to play by your rules."
Andrea - "About my screen-name Endraven...I simply let everyone know...Meet the Raven...not the END!!!"
Billie - "Nevermind the milque toast, give me the Garlic bread!"
Eva - "You think this is bitchy? Wait 'til you see me after I've talked to YOU for another 5 minutes!"
Mary - "When you give up doing what you love, You might as well be dead. --Ralph Faulkner"
Virtualgrrl - "I fuck your brains out and leave you tomorrow."
Jill - "Men can't live with them and can't shove them in a locker and forget the combination"
Emily - "Is that a prawn in your pocket or are you just a sad bastard?"
Alessandra - "I play hard to get...but you're playing hard to want"
Lisa - "If I had that ridiculous piece of flesh between my legs, I might act that way, too, but it is still no excuse for your lack of sense."
Cece - "If you try to touch me ever again, you will be at the bottom of the Atlantic with your balls in fifty six pieces in your mouth before you can cum."
Kathie - "The hair is blonde, NOT the brain!"
Sylvia - "Drop your pants - I need a laugh!"
Sylvia - "I am Woman...hear me belch!"
Andrea - "Do I give head? Call me when you've grown a dick, junior.. you can find out then..."
Pepper - "I'm a nurturing soul or emotional irritant. You figure it out."
Angela - "No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself."
Stephanie - "The only threesome you're getting tonight buddy, is you, your left hand and your right hand."
Alexandra - "Don't fuck with me or I'll send your ass back to next year."
Joan - "If you're on a male ego trip go visit the nearest fire hydrant and pour you brains out there."
Nadia - "Hey put that back in your pants, I may be a bitch but not that kind of bitch!"
Karen - "It's not your looks that amaze me, it's the fact that you can speak almost as many words as the chimps at the zoo."
Quentin - "I'm a real bitch 'cuz I don't mind cutting men down to size."
Felicia - "I have no time for mental midgets and men perpetually stuck at 17 who can only find intimacy in full contact sports and with women who are no more than life-sized Barbie dolls!"
Carolyn - "Say what you mean and mean what you say."
Michelle - "Everything will be fine as long as you don't PISS ME OFF!"
Terri - "God made me a bitch to make stupid people look twice."
Gina - "You can take the guy out of the gutter, But you can't take the gutter out of the guy!"
Lawza - "I'm ok...you're an ASSHOLE!"
Lisa - "You want some advice? Here's some: "SHUT THE HELL UP!!""
Alejandra - "Forget about style honey - you'd look good only in a body bag!"
Artemis - "Shit happens. People that cope survive. Bitches that cope thrive."
Tiffany - "Bitch without a conscience? I don't think so. I just haven't warped MY conscience by bending over backwards for everyone on the face of the earth."
Rhonda - "Please.......date a Blond"
Wrahnda - "If you act like an ass, don't be surprised if people ride you!"
Lisa - "Just because I have tits, doesn't mean I'm easy!"
Jessica - "If my TITS had opinions, you might understand me."
Hele - "There is not a damn thing that you can do for me that I can't do for myself or that modern technology has not already replaced."
Dc - "You think you're hot shit, but all I see is cold crap...."
Cat - "You know why men can't get mad cow disease? They're all pigs!"
Patsy - "You say I'm a BITCH like that's a BAD thing"
Traci - "I make Mistakes, I don't marry them!"
Nancy - "Are you really as great as you think you are?"
Kelly - "Never send a boy to do a bitches job."
Diana - "You're right, I am a Bitch and I give classes every Thursday night to your woman."
Jaye - "The Gene Pool needs more chlorine - and a life guard."
Lisa - "Down with whiny wenches."
Stacie - "A hard man is good to find...but a hard woman is better!"
Linda - "Men are like Kleenex, strong, soft and MOST of all Disposable!!!"
Margaret - "Sorry, I cannot sum up my Frustrations in a fucking line!!!!!!"
Stacey - "I am Mistress Bitch, your Dream Queen from Hell"
Lora - "Being a bitch is only fun and games until somebody loses an eye... and then it's just fun."
Roohi - "If I have to get to a man's heart, I can take aim straight for his chest, and fire thank you."
Kate - "Fluffy women need to be put down like the dogs they are!"
Raechelle - "I don't have a one-liner. I just raise one eyebrow and smirk."
Cece - "Whine is a beverage best served with cheese.... I don't drink and I'm not hungry so shut up!"
Kate - "It doesn't matter how fast you run honey, I can still shoot you right between the eyes."
Edith - "The only difference between my man and my lazy cat is that my cat cleans himself on a regular basis."
Dee - "No, I don't worship the Devil he worships me, now move on and get over it."
Victoria - "If you haven't got anything nice to say, call me immediately."
Karen - "If the mind can conceive it, a Bitch can achieve it!"
Elena - "I don't have a one-liner. Fuck that."
Mistress - "Men are great....every woman should OWN one."
Bonnie - "What? You don't think I have the balls for this job? Perhaps. But at least that releases me from having to think with them all the time." (rough paraphrase of a comment from the female "Q" in James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies.)
Annie - "Heartless Bitch....Need I say more!"
Stacey - "Get some testosterone into you, all of you balless SNAGS."
Janet - "Sure guys can piss standing up BUT could they bleed for a week and not die?"
Lisa - "The graveyards are filled with men who thought the world couldn't go on without them."
Farrah - "Check your mail soon because I'm going to send you a clue with a map attached on how to get back to reality."
Andrea - "Ok, fucker, don't make me rip off your dick and feed it to my cat!"
Jennifer - "Life is what you make it.... so why not make it difficult for SOMEONE ELSE!?"
Dean - "Do me a favor...don't reproduce."
Katharine - "Do those come in men's sizes?"
Veronica - "Go fuck yourself!! Oh, you can't... you aren't long enough."
Homer - " "Wah wah wah wah, my pussy hurts." Get a cat already."
Maria - "I'm a BITCH and I like it!"
Kym - "I'd rather be blunt with honesty than nice with lies."
Tiffany - "When I want a man's opinion, I'll give it to him!"
Lisa - "Treat me right or I'll make you eat it!"
Heather - "Men have feelings too, but who really cares?"
Paula - "Don't give me your attitude; I have one...one of MY own."
Tiffany - "If I want a man's opinion, I'll give it to him!"
Hanne - "I'm glad I'm a Woman but sometimes I want to be a dog. And my man to be a streetlight...."
Becca - "Yeah, I'm a bitch, but you know what that really is.. it's the slut that won't do YOU!"
Jacqueline - "Excuse me...your brain just leak or something... Because I know you weren't talking to me like that!"
Colleen - "Men are only equal" - Marilyn French (The Women's Room)
Scary_teri - "I'm Helen Wheels - need a ride?"
Cristina - "My boyfriend wanted oral sex, but I bit him to it."
B.j. - "I would'nt have sex with you if the world was flooded with piss and we were stuck in the same tree."
Laura - "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing" - Sir Edmund Burke
Claire - "ONE-LINER???? I HATE ONE LINERS! Am I trying to pick you up or getting a fucking membership?"
Leigh - "All of the morons in the world need to be lined up for a group slap."
Cindi - "If you're ready to die soon, screw with me once!"
Danielle - "Try not to get caught in my undertow, LOSER!!!!!"
Kayte - "If you don't like my methods, STOP PISSING ME OFF."
Nicole - "Sorry, but I don't do pathetic and clueless. Now go away."
Dragonlady - "It's your choice, have your life the way you want it, or have your reasons why you can't."
Suzanne - "That's YOUR gig, buddy, not mine. If you can't take responsibility for your own life, you can't have a piece of mine."
Sheila - "Come over here STUPID and let me make up your mind for you!!!!!"
Angelika - "I'll take UGLY over STUPID anyday! Time for you to yield!"
Jennifer - "If there were breeding licenses, I would revoke yours, Asshole."
Maureen - "I gave the last guy I dated my heart... It's okay, I have three more at home in the fridge..."
Mary-jane - "Not so much a one-night stand. More like a one-minute stand."
Lizbeth - "Show no mercy, and you'll feel no pain."
Jana - "Small penis is no excuse for brain dead and ass hole behavior."
Jennifer - "You can love your pet, just don't LOVE your pet."
Katherine - "If you don't want to be alone with yourself, do you really think that anyone else does?"
Ann - "I don't have relationships with men because I *need* to, I do because I *WANT* to."
Kristen - "Hmmmm ....haven't I heard this sniveling before?"
Kristy - "If wit was shit you'd be constipated, honey."
Catherine - "Thank God I'm a woman...I don't need to piss to mark my territory."
Sarah - "Have faith in yourself and the people who matter with will have faith in you too."
Ariel - "I don't play mind games, I'm just a freelance sociologist!"
Sarah - "Oh for God's sake, stop whining!"
Stephanie - "Some people who would never think of speaking with their mouth's full, speak with their heads empty!"
Lady - "Oh Yeah, hahahaha, what do you think you're going to do with that?"
Elena - "NO, I don't want to spend the night with you... Do I look like a bank with a night depository?"
Lisa - "Kiss my flaps you cheesy fat twat" usually goes down well in polite english society!!
Marinda - "Don't say male, say chromosonally disadvantaged."
Jumel - "I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass."
Crystal - "Fuck that noise."
Anna - "I don't like men who feel so sorry for themselves I can't get a word of sympathy in edgewise!"
Caroline - "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Unfortunately because I'm a Bitch, mine is more germane."
Christina - "I am a Rebel WITH a Cause. "What cause?" you asked. The cause of blowing off arrogant, simpleminded little boys like you!!"
Meagan - "A man's pain is strictly for a woman's amusement. Laugh long and loud!"
Vesta - "Keep your mouth shut, I can't stand the smell!"
Sarah - "Bitchiness is my badge, I wear it with pride..."
Lisa - "It's a good thing it's a reflex to breathe.. otherwise you'd be dead!"
Colleen - "You're talking to me like I give a damn."
Sharon - "My ex-husband is too cheap and too macho to go to the doctor to take B-12 shots for his iron deficiency anemia...so I am praying to Saint Pernicious of Anemia regularly."
Donna - "If brains were dynamite, God save me from those who could not blow their nose. Beg, borrow or steal one, but GET A CLUE!"
Blake - "Of course there is a use for men. On second thought, I could use I vibrator."
Tara - "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not really sure about the first one. -Einstein"
Sharon - "I'm who I am, so accept me or drop dead."
Shannon - "Ever see an asshole wrapped in plastic...look at your ID"
Janet - "To men who trade on their boyish puppyishness: You frot like a filthy street-mongrel - earn some respect."
Charlott - "Sorry, I didn´t catch your last name. Lobotomy was it?!"
Jessica - "Put your head between MY legs asshole"
Jennifer - "Rub two brain cells together and see if you can spark a thought."
Melanie - "I would rather sit on my finger than shag you ass hole."
Sara - "That's what I said, and that's what I meant. So shut the hell up."
Gail - "If you HAD a brain, it would be proportional to a BB in a boxcar!"
Suzi - "So life sucks - get a helmet!"
Kathleen - "So what're you gonna do about it? Then SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
Dena - "You might want to get your head out of your ass before you sit down and break your neck."
Shannon - "I'm not being a bitch because of my excessive amount of work and stress. I'm being a bitch because idiots like you make my life unnecessarily annoying!"
Natashia - "I have no patience for the mindless minions, however I will tolerate them because *SOMEBODY* has to fan me when I'm hot."
Cindy - "I am a bitch and proud of it. If you don't believe me....ask my daughter, she is a "Bitch In Training"."
Victoria - "I may be a bitch but I'm a bitch who always gets it her way."
Cassie - "I am woman hear me roar. You are man, hear you snore."
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